My girlfriend came over the other day and said that she got an interesting proposition. She started telling me that she was showing a client of her's some pictures of me from her cell phone. Her client for some reason felt comfortable enough to ask her what she thought about swinging. My girlfriend was in disgust. The lady then proceeded to tell her that her husband doesnt like to join in - instead her husband likes his wife to have sex with other men while he is downstairs!
Of course I told my girlfriend that this is odd and completely hilarious - followed with a quick, "you know I wouldn't be interested in that."
My curiousity got the best of me so I sort of started throwing small questions about this woman... age, looks, etc... 3 days later coincidentally we were at Nordstrom's shopping for some shoes for myself and my girl. I noticed my girlfriend was talking to an woman in her mid-30's and very attractive. I walked over just to see sort of what was going on. I caught the tail end of the conversation and also got introduced. When the lady left my girlfriend told me that she is the one who wants me to bang her. To my surprise this lady was beautiful, and ready to shag. My girlfriend told me that, when they were talking she expressed interest in having my girlfriend and myself. My girlfriend quickly changed the subject because she was very uncomfortable.
We havent since talked about it - but here lies my dilemna.
I REALLY WANT TO GET THIS SHIT ON! I fear that if I come on too strong to my girl it will scare her, and I dont want my girl to feel like this lady is more attractive that her - because she is definately not - my girl is bangin. How do I approach this?
I wish I had your problem :( (except I think my girl would be up for it, if I'm lucky;))
My suggestions though, joke about it a bit w/your gal. Maybe she'll start warming up to the idea then ask her if she'd like to call her friend.
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 27, 2005, 10:27 PM
I wish I had your problem :( (except I think my girl would be up for it, if I'm lucky;))
My suggestions though, joke about it a bit w/your gal. Maybe she'll start warming up to the idea then ask her if she'd like to call her friend.
So you DO want to huh? Hmm.... which other girl you interested in Tyler?? ;)
Quote from: teamstfu on November 27, 2005, 10:40 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 27, 2005, 10:27 PM
I wish I had your problem :( (except I think my girl would be up for it, if I'm lucky;))
My suggestions though, joke about it a bit w/your gal. Maybe she'll start warming up to the idea then ask her if she'd like to call her friend.
So you DO want to huh? Hmm.... which other girl you interested in Tyler?? ;)
*gasp*
;)
I thought you'd check after I mentioned it to ya. heh
I dont think my girl is down for it... i think its hopeless.
Yeah,on second thought (after having it explained to me by mine [teamstfu]), not a great idea
So last time I was in this situation here's what I did...
Oh wait. :(
jigsaw, shut up.
Why you guys would just love to do that, is beyond me. Because regardless of what any guy says, if you are interested in doing it with someone else AND your girlfriend, there is OBVIOUSLY something about that other girl that IS better than your girlfriend. Otherwise, you wouldn't be interested.
Quote from: teamstfu on November 28, 2005, 11:43 AM
Why you guys would just love to do that, is beyond me. Because regardless of what any guy says, if you are interested in doing it with someone else AND your girlfriend, there is OBVIOUSLY something about that other girl that IS better than your girlfriend. Otherwise, you wouldn't be interested.
Not that so much I'd be interested in just watching you & her ;) I love you babe!
Whatever you do, remember to include buttplugs.
Quote from: teamstfu on November 28, 2005, 11:43 AM
Why you guys would just love to do that, is beyond me. Because regardless of what any guy says, if you are interested in doing it with someone else AND your girlfriend, there is OBVIOUSLY something about that other girl that IS better than your girlfriend. Otherwise, you wouldn't be interested.
It's just the whole aspect of engaging in sex with two females in one session that's appealing.
Quote from: teamstfu on November 28, 2005, 11:43 AM
Why you guys would just love to do that, is beyond me. Because regardless of what any guy says, if you are interested in doing it with someone else AND your girlfriend, there is OBVIOUSLY something about that other girl that IS better than your girlfriend. Otherwise, you wouldn't be interested.
Because, you know, us guys waited for so long for ONE and then the chance for TWO at the SAME time. It's like the ultimate goal.
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 03:40 PM
Quote from: teamstfu on November 28, 2005, 11:43 AM
Why you guys would just love to do that, is beyond me. Because regardless of what any guy says, if you are interested in doing it with someone else AND your girlfriend, there is OBVIOUSLY something about that other girl that IS better than your girlfriend. Otherwise, you wouldn't be interested.
Because, you know, us guys waited for so long for ONE and then the chance for TWO at the SAME time. It's like the ultimate goal.
It's almost every straight guy's fantasy to do that.
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Your boss? Since when did you have a job?
ROFLOWNED
too bad for jigsaw :(
Quote from: Topaz on November 28, 2005, 05:56 PM
ROFLOWNED
too bad for jigsaw :(
If he plays his cards right, maybe he'll get lucky?
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Your boss? Since when did you have a job?
I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Your boss? Since when did you have a job?
I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".
Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.
My boss is my desk lamp. It produces worshippy fluorescent light.
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Your boss? Since when did you have a job?
I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".
Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.
Someone told me they were getting really annoyed at me bringing religion into non-religious topics.
Let me be clear about this: God says no.
ya, its not going to happen. I thought about it - and something is fucked up about a guy letting you rail his wife.
2 girls on one bloke, yeah baby! I wan't that when im older 100000000000000%!!!
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.
What do you expect, its joe.
Just have the friend over, bring out some beer, then see what happens.
Quote from: Joe on November 29, 2005, 07:05 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 28, 2005, 10:21 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 09:12 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 28, 2005, 05:19 PM
Quote from: Joe on November 28, 2005, 05:18 PM
I asked my boss about this issue and he said that you shouldn't have sex with her unless your married to her. =)
Your boss? Since when did you have a job?
I don't have a job. Do you seriously think that I would ask my boss if a friend of mine should have sex with some random girl? Think deeper, and perhaps consider my beliefs when I say "boss".
Dude stop with all this "read my mind" and symbolism stuff, just say what you mean in plain words. You sound like my mom/every other women I've ever talked too. Geeze.
Someone told me they were getting really annoyed at me bringing religion into non-religious topics.
Let me be clear about this: God says no.
When you said, "I asked my boss about this issue," you gave the impression that it was in conversation, keyword being "asked." If you consider the action immoral, then simply saying so would suffice.
My boss is better than your boss.
My boss can beat up your boss.
My boss weights 507 lb and is 7 feet tall
My boss hurls thunderbolts. G_G.
While on the topic of bosses, my bosses head comes up to crotch level and sucks.
Anyways, back to the topic of Sharing your gf, are you sure you can please two girls at the same time? I not attacking your masculinaty, but it is a lot harder, and I wouldn't be able please +2 girls, especially if I just met her. Plus it can be less fun than 1.
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
Have one cook, have the other pleasure.
It's foolproof.
Joe ask your boss if its your time to die yet
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
I think it's time you watched some porn.
www.pornbits.org
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
I think it's time you watched some porn.
Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?
Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
I think it's time you watched some porn.
Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?
So you can know what to do with two girls.
Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
I think it's time you watched some porn.
Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?
Because, if what I hear is true, shes already pregnant. I don't know about you, and I can't really say I've done this, but having sex with a pregnant woman doesn't sound fun.
Sounds kinky to me.
If shes on top, ouch? :P
Quote from: Joe on December 02, 2005, 04:37 PM
Quote from: Shout on December 01, 2005, 09:40 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 30, 2005, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Shout on November 30, 2005, 11:56 AM
What would you do with two girls? Do one and have the other one watch? Have one do some paper work or organize your dildo collection?
I think it's time you watched some porn.
Why do I need porn when I can have sexual intercourse with my girlfriend?
Because, if what I hear is true, shes already pregnant. I don't know about you, and I can't really say I've done this, but having sex with a pregnant woman doesn't sound fun.
It's a turn-on for some men. It does not harm the baby, though, just as long as the position is reasonable and not something that contorts the body.
if you get a soon-to-be-milf, fucking a pregnant woman is fucking hot.
I want pictures of your girlfriend, jigsaw.
ok she needs to send me the new ones, shes got a perfecy rack, great ass, oh ya and some sweet tats.