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Started by Thing, October 17, 2004, 06:35 PM

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Thing

Has anybody received any in their Inbox?
I read my first one today.
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I wonder if George Bush approves this message?  What next?  Telemarketing calls to try and harrass me into voting Republican?  Fuckers.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

quasi-modo

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Quote from: Thing on October 17, 2004, 06:35 PM
I wonder if George Bush approves this message?  What next?  Telemarketing calls to try and harrass me into voting Republican?  Fuckers.
Well atleast they are not going to pull a Corrine Brown and knock on your door. Maybe even try to give you a ride to the voting booth or buy you lunch. Yes that actually happened here and they could not really do anything about it... there was just a lingering wiff of fraud in the air. Grrr.... I hate that woman.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Thing

QuoteWell atleast they are not going to pull a Corrine Brown and knock on your door.
Any political drum beater (Republican or Democrat) that knocks on my door, will get the same treatment as the Jehovah Witness that used to come by for a chat.
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Forged

QuoteI  What next?  Telemarketing calls to try and harrass me into voting Republican?  Fuckers.

Funny thing is that actually happend to me about 3 hours ago.  I picked up the phone and it was a pre-recorded message of some guy running for congress telling me to vote for him because as a congressman he will do what the people of texas really want on issues like social security, welfare, and the iraq war.
QuoteI wish my grass was Goth so it would cut itself

Hitmen

Quote from: quasi-modo on October 17, 2004, 07:48 PM
Well atleast they are not going to pull a Corrine Brown and knock on your door.
They won't?

quasi-modo

Quote from: Hitmen on October 17, 2004, 09:15 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on October 17, 2004, 07:48 PM
Well atleast they are not going to pull a Corrine Brown and knock on your door.
They won't?
I like to think that no one is going to do things as outragious as that woman.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

hismajesty

Quote from: Forged on October 17, 2004, 08:20 PM
QuoteI What next? Telemarketing calls to try and harrass me into voting Republican? Fuckers.

Funny thing is that actually happend to me about 3 hours ago. I picked up the phone and it was a pre-recorded message of some guy running for congress telling me to vote for him because as a congressman he will do what the people of texas really want on issues like social security, welfare, and the iraq war.

Yes, that's done quite often around election time.