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I get my gas from HESS!

Started by hismajesty, July 28, 2004, 08:08 PM

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hismajesty

I received this chain letter in the mail from a family member. Obviously the original sender isn't 100% clear on who exactly is after the killing of Americans, or that the majority of oil used in America is drilled in America. However, this was still pretty intresting.

QuoteGASOLINE SOLUTION!

We CAN buy gasoline that is not from the Middle East.  Gas rationing in the
80's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even be good for us!

The Saudis are boycotting American goods. We should return the favor.

An interesting thought is to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up the
car, you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just
buy from gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis.

Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill-up the
tank, I am sending my money to people who are trying to kill me, my family,
and my friends.  I thought it might be interesting for you to know which oil
companies are the best to buy gas from and which major companies import
Middle Eastern oil.

Shell............................205,742,000 barrels

Chevron/Texaco.........144,332,000   barrels

Exxon /Mobil................130,082,000 barrels

Marathon/Speedway...117,740,000 barrels

Amoco.........................62,231,000 barrels

If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18 BILLION!
I think it is up to $40 /barrel now!!!  THINK ABOUT IT!!

Here are some large companies that do not import Middle Eastern oil:

Citgo....................0 barrels

Sunoco............. .0 barrels

Conoco............. ..0 barrels

Sinclair............... 0 barrels

BP/Phillips.......... 0 barrels

Hess...................0 barrels

All of this information is available from the Department of Energy and each
is required to state where they get their oil and how much they are
importing.  They report on a monthly basis.    Keep this list in your car;
share it with friends. Stop paying for terrorism.............

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of gas buyers.
It's really simple to do!! Now, don't wimp out at this point...keep reading
and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I'm sending this note to about thirty people. If each of you send it to at
least ten more (30 x 10 = 300).... and those 300 send it to at least ten
more (300 x 10 =3,000) ... and so on, by the time the message reaches the
sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION
consumers!  If those three million get excited  and pass this on to ten
friends each,  then 30 million peoplewill have been contacted .

If it goes one level further, you guessed it.....THREE HUNDRED MILLION
PEOPLE!!!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people.   How much would all
that take?

If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day all
300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next eight
days!

I would like to add one thing to this.

GODBLESS AMERICA!

We are paying those terrorist 12 billion a day for gas.. I think the time
has come for us to take a stand and  do what this article suggests.

Hitmen

Chain letter, ugh. If you didn't reply with a letter telling them to go fuck themselves and never send you this shit again than you're just as bad as them!

hismajesty

Quote from: Hitmen on July 28, 2004, 08:15 PM
Chain letter, ugh. If you didn't reply with a letter telling them to go fuck themselves and never send you this shit again than you're just as bad as them!

It was from my grandmother, I'll pass.

Hitmen

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 28, 2004, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on July 28, 2004, 08:15 PM
Chain letter, ugh. If you didn't reply with a letter telling them to go fuck themselves and never send you this shit again than you're just as bad as them!

It was from my grandmother, I'll pass.
Wuss.

Forged

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 28, 2004, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on July 28, 2004, 08:15 PM
Chain letter, ugh. If you didn't reply with a letter telling them to go fuck themselves and never send you this shit again than you're just as bad as them!

It was from my grandmother, I'll pass.

And that is why my grandmother doesn't know my aim screen name or my email adress.
QuoteI wish my grass was Goth so it would cut itself

hismajesty

Quote from: Forged on July 28, 2004, 09:54 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 28, 2004, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on July 28, 2004, 08:15 PM
Chain letter, ugh. If you didn't reply with a letter telling them to go fuck themselves and never send you this shit again than you're just as bad as them!

It was from my grandmother, I'll pass.

And that is why my grandmother doesn't know my aim screen name or my email adress.

Because you don't want her sending emails about which gas companies import fuel from where? My grandparents rarely email me, so I don't mind.

Stealth

Coincidentally, the two closest gas stations to my house are a Citgo and a BP.



Wait. Something's wrong. BP actually sells Amoco-branded gasoline, the two companies merged and many stores labeled "Amoco" turned into "BP". If you look closely at the pump, the gasoline is still Amoco-branded. Amoco imports Middle Eastern oil, BP does not.. what's going on? I think this document is a bit outdated.
- Stealth
Author of StealthBot

ChR0NiC

w00t I always use "Huskey" and "Mohawk" both are non Middle Eastern based.  ;D

hismajesty

Quote from: Stealth on July 28, 2004, 11:55 PM
Coincidentally, the two closest gas stations to my house are a Citgo and a BP.



Wait. Something's wrong. BP actually sells Amoco-branded gasoline, the two companies merged and many stores labeled "Amoco" turned into "BP". If you look closely at the pump, the gasoline is still Amoco-branded. Amoco imports Middle Eastern oil, BP does not.. what's going on? I think this document is a bit outdated.

Amoco? Is that a different brand than AAMCO?

Double A, MCO.

Adron

#9
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on July 28, 2004, 08:08 PM
Shell............................205,742,000 barrels

Chevron/Texaco.........144,332,000   barrels

Exxon /Mobil................130,082,000 barrels

Marathon/Speedway...117,740,000 barrels

Amoco.........................62,231,000 barrels

Citgo....................0 barrels

Sunoco............. .0 barrels

Conoco............. ..0 barrels

Sinclair............... 0 barrels

BP/Phillips.......... 0 barrels

Hess...................0 barrels


Companies importing from countries claimed to associate with terrorists include:

Hess, BP, Phillips, Conoco, Sunoco, Citgo, Marathon, Exxon, Chevron, Shell

Data for May (apologize for the bad alignment - forum just doesn't like columns):


R_S_NAME   ALGERIA   EGYPT   IRAQ   SAUDI ARABIA   Total
AMERADA HESS CORP                          1314            1314
ATLANTIC TRDG & MKTG INC                   141            141
ATOFINA PETROCHEMICALS INC                 623      2052   500   3175
BP PRODTS N AMER INC                       70      776   2436   3282
BP WEST COAST PRODTS LLC                         1070   1299   2369
CHEVRON CORP                               383      4137   6565   11085
CITGO PETRO CORP                           1119            1119
CONOCO INC                                          551   551
DOW HYDROCARBONS & RESRCS INC              1533            1533
ENTERPRISE CO INC                          146            146
EQUISTAR CHEMICALS LP                      2670            2670
EXXONMOBIL CO USA                                5524   3388   8912
EXXONMOBIL OIL CORP                              1436   524   1960
FLINT HILLS RESOURCES LP                         516      516
HUNT CRUDE OIL SUPPLY CO                            447   447
LION OIL CO                                         500   500
LYONDELL CITGO REFG LP                           359      359
MARATHON ASHLAND PETRO LLC                       1433   5020   6453
MOTIVA ENTERPRISES LLC                           919   15870   16789
PHILLIPS 66 CO                                   171   1101   1272
PHILLIPS PETRO CO                                   563   563
PREMCOR REFG GROUP INC THE                          2598   2598
SABIC MKTG AMERICAS INC                             87   87
SEA-3 OF FLORIDA INC                       418            418
SHELL CHEM LP                              1819            1819
SHELL CHEM YABUCOA INC                     615            615
SHELL US TRADG CO                          774      130   348   1252
SUNOCO INC                                 2071            2071
TESORO PETRO CORP                                351      351
VALERO MKTG & SUPPLY CO                    1699   298   2017   4909   8923
WARREN G E                                    514         514
VITOL S A INC                                       387   387
Total   15395   812   20891   47093   84191


TehUser

#10
I could see the CEO of one of the companies listed as not getting their oil from the Middle East as the originator of this chain letter.

quasi-modo

#11
I dunno about you guys but hess is the best. I buy all my gas from them. The reason they rule is they are the cheapest gas station (consistantly, I mean they always seem to be atleast 1 cent cheaper then the rest) in my area, and they are the closest to my house.
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Stealth

I've never seen a Hess gas station.
- Stealth
Author of StealthBot

Grok

Quote from: Adron on July 29, 2004, 10:05 AMData for May (apologize for the bad alignment - forum just doesn't like columns):

Try using PRE tags instead?

Adron

Quote from: Grok on July 30, 2004, 05:45 AM
Quote from: Adron on July 29, 2004, 10:05 AMData for May (apologize for the bad alignment - forum just doesn't like columns):

Try using PRE tags instead?

Changed the color, but didn't help. The forum does weird things to consecutive whitespaces.