Oxymorons

[Grok]

whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*

[j0k3r]

*High Interest*
*Artificial Intelligence*

[Mitosis]

whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*

Haha thats off of Renosance Man starring Danny Devito, I have it, thats a great movie.

[Newby]

* safe sex *

How's that an oxymoron?

As our teacher said, "The only safe sex is *insert picture of two money safes humping*"

There is protected sex (Condoms) but there is no "safe sex" (Except abstinance ... and humping safes )

[AntiVirus]

"Gay Marraige"
One of the most over looked oxymorons..

[Mitosis]

*Stupid Idiot*

[iago]

*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

[GoSuGaMING]

whats an oxymoron?

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

[Mitosis]

*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?

[SNiFFeR]

*Prude Slut*

[iago]

*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?

hmm, "stupid iago" would be

or, Stupid Smartass.

[Mitosis]

*Intelligent Mitosis* work?

[______]

*A 12-Ounce Pound Cake*
*Big Baby*
*Clean Dirt*
*Date Rape*
*Good Shit*
*Hard Liquor*
/edit (added one more)
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)

[CrAz3D]

*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)

That is beautiful


*Me in most cases*
*right to a speedy trial*

[OuTLawZGoSu]

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