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Beer turns men into women

Started by warz, January 11, 2004, 02:51 PM

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warz

Recently, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

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GoSS

Quote from: ___/\___ on January 11, 2004, 03:36 PM
You are what you eat.  :P

This post was about beer, you drink beer, not eat it

Brolly

You are what your digestive system processes.
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j0k3r

THANK YOU WARZ.
Had a good laugh over that one.

As soon as I read the topic though, I thought it was serious and I was going to bring up steroids and women lol.
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