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Started by Probe, December 29, 2003, 06:33 AM

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Grok

They were probably funny in 1995.

Meh

I think they are quite funny.  :P

Yoni

They're all really old/lame, except this one which I don't read as a joke but as a wonderful analogy:

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DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell

Too bad it's so outdated and doesn't apply to today.

Meh

My favourite has got to be
QuoteWindows - Just another pain in the glass.

13-yr-Old-Newb

Ya know your nerds when you tell jokes about windows.  I bet that's like Bill Gates Other profession, make stupid jokes about something he made :)

GoSS

Quote from: Grok on December 29, 2003, 06:40 AM
They were probably funny in 1995.

Hahaha Grok, couldn't have been said better  (or in a more funny way.)

Adron

Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"


13-yr-Old-Newb


Grok

Quote from: Adron on January 08, 2004, 01:10 PM
Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"

I do.  My first computer was an IBM XT 286, which was an AT in an XT case, because IBM had lots of extra cases to use and didn't want to waste them.

Skywing

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Quote from: Adron on January 08, 2004, 01:10 PM
Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"


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Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
(C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

C:\DOCUME~1\SKYWING>edlin /?
Starts Edlin, a line-oriented text editor.

EDLIN [drive:][path]filename [/B]

 /B   Ignores end-of-file (CTRL+Z) characters.

C:\DOCUME~1\SKYWING>
*shudder*

iago

haha, I've heard some horrible stories about line-editors from the "good" ol' days.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


Adron

Well, line editors are a bit like vi...