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warz


Hitmen

#331
I went to ozzfest yesterday, and I can still barely walk. I got the shit beaten out of me, I smell like sweat, beer and weed (neither of the latter came from me), I'm cut, bruised and sunburned to hell, and I don't care because it was a fucking great time.

Edit: I'm bored, so I'm going to write about what actually happened at the show.

When I got there, the second stage had about 500 people in front of it. Some crappy band that won a local radio station's contest was playing, and then Atreyu was supposed to play. They suck, so I was going to go walk around for a while, but then I saw them put up the Darkest  Hour banner, and it turns out Atreyu got stuck in canada, so that kicked ass. Darkest Hour was pretty good. I didn't like the stuff I had heard before the show, but live they did a good job. The singer specifically said somthing about their new CD, and if you don't want to buy it, download it "Because we belive in free transfer of information and filesharing and shit".

Next, Throwdown played, who I like, and thats pretty much when the show really started going. By now there were probably about ten thousand people around us, and we had managed to work our way up to about three feet from the barriers before the stage. People started moshing, and the crowd surfers started popping up. Next came twenty minutes of boredom with magna-fi playing, who suck almost as much as Atreyu.

After that was great though, Devildriver, God Forbid and Unearth all totally rocked, and by Unearth some of my other friends had worked their way up to where we were. The next hour and a half or so was ok, Every Time I Die kindof sucked, Otep was pretty good, and I didn't really like Lacuna Coil or Bleeding Through.

Next up, Lamb of God kicked ass, and this is where some good ol' violent fun really started to take off. Moshing was happening everywhere, and they did the thing where they spilt the crowd in half and have you charge at each other which was awsome. Up next, Hatebreed really got everyone to kill each other. The singer got people to form a pit that was probably forty feet wide. Every once in a while he'd tell everyone to start jumping and say "Remember, if you don't feel like jumping, just start tearing up the people next to you".

To finish off the second stage, Slipknot played. They were fucking awsome. They took a good twenty minutes to set up, and people were getting pissed off by the time they finally came out. This is where I got totally wrecked. By now, I was drenched in sweat, and barely able to stand, but everyone was shoving everyone else, and it was awsome. At one point I got thrown over the barrier, and shredded my knee pretty badly, but I didn't even notice until later on. But through the majority of the set I was just struggling to stay on my feet.

At the end of Slipknot's set, it was 4:45PM, and I had been standing up since 9:00AM, so I had to pretty much drag myself over  the main stage. I decided to skip Black Label Society and Superjoint Ritual since I don't particularly like either, and I got something to drink for the first time that day (3.50 for a bottle of water, yeah!).  Well, the main stage was, to put it bluntly, boring. Though most of the second stage I was ten feet from the stage, for this I was about five hundred feet away. The bands were better, but it was no fun.

We came in right as Dimmu Borgir was setting up, and they played for about a half hour, and I was pissed that I could barely see them (I had pretty decent seats too!) because they're freaks and I like watching freaks. But they're music kicked ass, so all was well. Slayer rocked the stage next, followed by Judas Priest back with Halford, who were fucking amazing to say the least. Finally, Black Sabbath played, and were better than I could have imagined. Ozzy was in awsome shape, he was jumping around, headbanging and running back and forth across the stage.  They played "War Pigs" first, and on their big screen thingy showed lots of anti-bush propaganda which I thought was funny (Pictures of bush and hitler side by side, "Same shit, different asshole").

Well that about wraps it up, it was awsome, and definately worth the $90 for the ticket.

warz

I went to work today. I smell like I smelled before I left for work. My skin tone status is the same, and I'm hungry.

iago

Quote from: warz on July 13, 2004, 06:01 PM
I went to work today. I smell like I smelled before I left for work. My skin tone status is the same, and I'm hungry.

I went to school today.  My deoderant is a bit warn off, so I'd describe my smell as neutral, as opposed to fragrant.  I am, compared to the average person in this city, paler than yesterday, but only because it was sunny and I didn't go outside.  I am hungry as well.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


UserLoser.


Grok

Men who hit women suck.

iago

Women who hit men suck.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


SNiFFeR

I pierced my lip.

I'll post pictures later tonight, when I get home from work.

Thing

Quote from: Grok on July 21, 2004, 08:31 AM
Men who hit women suck.
There's more to this story?
That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth.

Newby

I just found out that my computer order was delayed because they don't have the video card. ;[
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Grok

Quote from: Thing on July 21, 2004, 11:23 AM
Quote from: Grok on July 21, 2004, 08:31 AM
Men who hit women suck.
There's more to this story?

More than half the women I have dated were in marriages with men who beat them up.

muert0

#341
My ex used to beat me up. But I just took it because her old man used to beat her so I didn't want to put her through the same crap.
To lazy for slackware.

Eibro

Less than half the women I have dated were ever in marriages at all.
Eibro of Yeti Lovers.

j0k3r

None of the women I've ever dated were ever in a marriage...

Wait, how old are you Eibro? lol
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

SNiFFeR


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