Tell us now!

[hismajesty]

Take pictures of xar naked.

[Mitosis]

Its my birthday today

[j0k3r]

Its my birthday today

I hope you get coal!

[Mitosis]

Thanks.

[Thing]

There is a great thunder storm going on right now.  I'm going to stand under my metal frame gazebo and see if I get struck by lightning.

[j0k3r]

Take pictures please, light activated if possible  

[Thing]

Bummer!  No lightning love this round.
The good news is that the first line of storms has passed but there is a bigger one on the way.  I'll take a couple of cameras with me and see if I can get some action shots of me being electrocuted.

./update This line of storms was sad.  It had a lot of rain but very little electrical activity.

[Thing]

I have good news and bad news.

The Good -
A new line of thunderstorms is heading my way and I'm going to try and get electrocuted again.

The Bad -
The battery on my video camera is dead so I'm charging it up.

Hopefully, I can get enough of a charge on it before the storm gets here to capture it all on film.

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

Take an umbrella or something with you to increase the chances

[Thing]

Umbrella Shmumbrella!  I have a metal framed gazebo.

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

Even better

[hismajesty]

I make 50,00 sperm/minute.

[j0k3r]

I make 50,00 sperm/minute.

How often must the chambers be emptied? That seems like a big number.

[Hitmen]

Trust isn't very good with commas.

[warz]

My sperm isn't shaped like the usual sperm might be shaped. My sperm are in the shape of B-17's dropping bombs during World War II. Whatever that shape may be. Thing possibly died in the thunderstorm last night, since he hasn't posted. I live near Thing, and it was an intense storm I must say. Not as intense as B-17 shaped sperm, though.