Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

[Yoni]

Now you can find out which kitten it is by filling a quick 7-question survey! (Click)

[Eternal]

Good. I hate cats <kills another>

[Hazard]

[iago]

Does this also work for females?  Or is it just guys who kill kittens?

[UserLoser.]

Small, brown kitten
Look at it, take a
deep look into this poor things eyes. Every
time you masturbate you kill one of him, or
her. God knows what it is, but it's gonna be
dead soon, because of you. You sick, sick boy
(or girl).
Every time you masturbate... which kitten does god kill
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[Spht]

In an attempt to save the adorable kitties, I answered F U to every question.

[iago]

[UserLoser.]

that used to be my desktop picture for about a week

[Eibro]

http://www.zomboid.org/images/picks/domokun.jpg

[iago]

It would have been clever if it could be reversed based on the picture to how much said person masturbates and whether it's to guys or girls

[MrRaza]

Small, brown kitten
Look at it, take a
deep look into this poor things eyes. Every
time you masturbate you kill one of him, or
her. God knows what it is, but it's gonna be
dead soon, because of you. You sick, sick boy
(or girl).
Every time you masturbate... which kitten does god kill
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Looks exactly like my cat, but a few years older.