Depressing Microsoft prediction

[hismajesty]

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (14%)
Drowning (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Confusion (6%)

[MrRaza]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 29, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

          Cancer (38%)
  Alien Abduction (10%)
  Alcoholism (8%)
 Heart Attack (7%)
 Homicide (7%)
 Contagious Disease (5%)

Heh, on my ex-girlfriend's birthday too....

[UserLoser.]

the F*CK?

          Sex with an Obese Person (21%)
         Cancer (18%)
       Heart Attack (14%)
    Contagious Disease (8%)
   Homicide (6%)
  Horrible Accident (5%)
  Alcoholism (5%)
  Alien Abduction (5%)

[Hazard]

UserLoser likes fat chicks!

[iago]

I would say that it's probably faked, but who would lie about something like that?