Depressing Microsoft prediction

Spht · November 05, 2003, 06:17 PM

VBA.IsDate("1/1/10000") returns False.

Our future generation is doomed.

j0k3r · November 05, 2003, 06:32 PM

What do I care? I'll have been dead for 7918 years...

Archonist · November 05, 2003, 07:03 PM

You know that your exactly going to die in the year 2082?

Hazard · November 05, 2003, 07:13 PM

Quote from: Archonist on November 05, 2003, 07:03 PM
You know that your exactly going to die in the year 2082?

Yea. Duh?

iago · November 05, 2003, 07:46 PM

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Hazard · November 05, 2003, 07:55 PM

QuoteMark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 1, 2076 at the age of 88 years old.

Thats a very good run.

j0k3r · November 05, 2003, 08:16 PM

Naw it was just a guess, I figure I'll live to 95 and then kill myself if I'm living out of boredom, and if I die before that, I won't have to care about my wrong prediction.

Grok · November 05, 2003, 09:27 PM

I'll be checking out before you guys.

February 27, 2049
at the age of 84 years old.

CrAz3D · November 05, 2003, 10:09 PM

December 12, 2068
at the age of 82 years old.

How depressing. I think hearing this is only going to make me depressed then die sooner.

Hitmen · November 05, 2003, 10:13 PM

Yes, 63 years left to live is VERY depressing.

Eibro · November 05, 2003, 11:02 PM

September 23, 2079
at the age of 92 years old.
Damn, one more day and i'd be 93.

Yoni · November 06, 2003, 08:54 AM

Quote6. How often do you...
...watch South Park?

Eh... Screw you guys!

QuoteJuly 26, 2059
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (28%)

Yeah, right!

QuoteAlien Abduction (11%)
Loneliness (8%)
Homicide (5%)

Now that's more like it.

CrAz3D · November 06, 2003, 11:57 AM

I had like a 40%, or so, chance of death by heart-attack. I guess I should stop eating so much salt & what not, maybe put on som more weight too.

iago · November 06, 2003, 12:06 PM

Quote from: CrAz3D on November 06, 2003, 11:57 AM
I had like a 40%, or so, chance of death by heart-attack. I guess I should stop eating so much salt & what not, maybe put on som more weight too.

Noting that heart attacks are, by far, the #1 killer. When we get old, our brain breaks, but it can drag its feet. Our heart, on the other hand, doesn't weaken much before it says, "fuck this, I'm going to go hang with hawaii. Alaska can come too."

Hazard · November 06, 2003, 03:09 PM

Yoni's results are inaccurate. There is no check box for living near Palistinian fundamentalists/terrorists.