Todays spam mail

[Adron]

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our
offerings, here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer.
Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free.


http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

[iago]

ATTENTION. Clearance offer.
Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Clearance on heroin?  "I've got all this heroin in stock, and we have to get rid of it before Income Tax!"

[iago]

I also notice absolutely no mention of that stuff on their site.  In fact, there's just a forum, and one of the topics is:

Red Alert
Warnings of scammers and rip-offs to avoid. Problems with members that need resolving.

Irony....

[Adron]

Well, it was a very unusual spam mail for me to read. Finally, a mail that offers something unique instead of just the regular Viagra.

[Hitmen]

Buying in bulk has gone too far. "Yes, I'd like a ten pack of air to air missles, please."

[iago]

Just like, who would ever need 12 condoms in a box?!
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