asdf

[iago]

This is from a website I stumbled upon:

"asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the automobile industry for themselves! You must rally the people! To the top of Mount Sinai! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!!!!!

[Yoni]

we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech

Aleph = any vowel, usually A
Vav = V or O
Daled = D
Samech = S

Aleph Vav Daled Samech is actually AVDS. V is similar to F, so AVDS ~ AFDS which is ASDF if you're dyslexic.

Ergo all the above is bullshit.

A real translation would be something like Aleph Samech Daled Pey, which contains neither volvos nor a point.

[iago]

Doesn't Hebrew go from right to left?  Or is that Arabic? :-)

[Grok]

Aleph Vav Daled Samech is actually AVDS. V is similar to F, so AVDS ~ AFDS which is ASDF if you're dyslexic.

Ergo all the above is bullshit.

All the above was bullshit way before your reply!

[iago]

That's why it's on the fun forum ;-)

[Etheran]

That bored me, actually. :/

[Yoni]

Doesn't Hebrew go from right to left?  Or is that Arabic? :-)

Both Hebrew and Arabic are RTL.

[Etheran]

Real Time Languages, huh?