Epic Noob - a must see

[l2k-Shadow]

Please message this moron and tell him he's got a total of one brain cell.

ClanMMS: yo
ClanMMS: i'm learning C++
ClanMMS:
n00biee LoC 69: rofl
n00biee LoC 69: ok
ClanMMS: it's easy
ClanMMS: lol
n00biee LoC 69: yeah
ClanMMS: yo i got a question
n00biee LoC 69: no its not
ClanMMS: why won't this work
ClanMMS:    cin >> final;
   if(final == "yes") {;
      main(int argc,char *argv[])
   } else if(final == "no"){;
      return 0;
   }
ClanMMS: i used the main's same values lol
ClanMMS: but either way i declared final as a char
ClanMMS: char final[3];
n00biee LoC 69: cuz
n00biee LoC 69: u think C++ is easy
n00biee LoC 69: and u have no clue what char means
n00biee LoC 69: or what a char array is
n00biee LoC 69: so you can wipe your ass with that code
ClanMMS: ?
ClanMMS: are you fucking stupid
ClanMMS: a char is just like STRING
ClanMMS: fucking moron
n00biee LoC 69: no
n00biee LoC 69: it isn't
ClanMMS: i learnt half this language at fucking 12
n00biee LoC 69: but of course you wouldn't know that
ClanMMS: so go wipe your ass with that
ClanMMS: You learnt it at fucking 17
ClanMMS: so stfu
ClanMMS: don't fucking talk
n00biee LoC 69: i'm posting this in the fun forum on vL
ClanMMS: stfu, complete idiot
n00biee LoC 69: LOL
ClanMMS: good go post it
ClanMMS: It goes to show an idiot like you thinks hes all leet
ClanMMS: when he learns the language
ClanMMS: WAY past school
ClanMMS: Maybe i forget how to do comparisons of strings?
ClanMMS: maybe that?
ClanMMS: dumbass
n00biee LoC 69: you don't even know what a string is do you?
ClanMMS: yse
ClanMMS: yes
n00biee LoC 69: ok, define string for me
ClanMMS: store characters
n00biee LoC 69: how
ClanMMS: what you mean how
ClanMMS: you assign it
n00biee LoC 69: what's the format of a string
n00biee LoC 69: actually better yet
n00biee LoC 69: explain to me the difference between a string in C and VB
ClanMMS: shh
ClanMMS: shh
ClanMMS: Listen
ClanMMS: buddy
ClanMMS: Just because
ClanMMS: you had what
ClanMMS: 5 months
ClanMMS: of learning this shit
ClanMMS: i'm actually STARTING the language
n00biee LoC 69: more like 4 years
n00biee LoC 69: but whatever
ClanMMS: lol
ClanMMS: LOL
ClanMMS: 4 years?
ClanMMS: and your still a dumbass?
ClanMMS: WOW
ClanMMS: lol
ClanMMS: ok
ClanMMS: ok top shot
ClanMMS: don't hurt me
ClanMMS: please don't please
ClanMMS: i fucking beg you
n00biee LoC 69: naw i don't make money doing this or anything
n00biee LoC 69: that can't possibly e
n00biee LoC 69: be
ClanMMS: Because your bad at it
ClanMMS: You should go kill yourself
ClanMMS: ok?
n00biee LoC 69: kk

[brew]

Why can't you just be nice to racial? What did he ever do to you?

[Dale]

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cin >> final;
  if(final == "yes") {;
     main(int argc,char *argv[])
  } else if(final == "no"){;
     return 0;
  }

lol

Why can't you just be nice to racial? What did he ever do to you?

lol * 2

[Racial]

Go kill yourself moron, just because i learned VB6 then moved to C++, and you were stuck in a ditch and took you 4 years to fucking learn the language, i did that in fucking 2 minutes. so suck my dick.

[Racial]

later the same day,

ClanMMS: nice post
ClanMMS: atleast i had someone back my ass up and i didn't even ask him
ClanMMS: and it error
ClanMMS: errored*
ClanMMS: because i missed something
ClanMMS: you cunt
ClanMMS: afk
n00biee LoC 69: no
n00biee LoC 69: the entire basis for that code
n00biee LoC 69: was incorrect
ClanMMS: no
ClanMMS: lol
ClanMMS: rofl
ClanMMS: if(unsigned char)*final
ClanMMS: big whoop?
ClanMMS: now stfu
ClanMMS: stop talking
ClanMMS: because your a fucking complete idiot
n00biee LoC 69: thats extremely bad code but ok
ClanMMS: took you 4 years
ClanMMS: to learn what you did? you should go bury yourself
n00biee LoC 69: thats fine
n00biee LoC 69: i know what i am capable of
n00biee LoC 69: i know how much money i make
n00biee LoC 69: it doesnt matter to me whether some moronic asshole thinks otherwise
ClanMMS: Capable? LOL
ClanMMS: You talk out of your ass
n00biee LoC 69: no that'd be you

And he takes like what, 10 seconds before he responds, nice comebacks

[l2k-Shadow]

nice one.

[10:20:48 PM] »» Racial@Azeroth {109ms} has joined the channel using Warcraft III Reign of Chaos with the Orc Peon icon.
[10:20:49 PM] «HackeZ» bw time
[10:20:53 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» yo
[10:20:55 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» wait
[10:20:56 PM] «HackeZ» Racial wanna play some bw>[10:20:57 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» get on aim
[10:21:00 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» sure
[10:21:01 PM] «HackeZ» i dont own aim
[10:21:02 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» yo
[10:21:04 PM] «Scope.» davin, your back on winblows?
[10:21:05 PM] «Lead» %ip gibson
[10:21:05 PM] Gibson was banned by Lead]hR[.
[10:21:07 PM] «HackeZ» no
[10:21:07 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» C++ isn't that complex..
[10:21:07 PM] «Scope.» or mac bw?
[10:21:08 PM] «HackeZ» im not
[10:21:13 PM] «Scope.» WINE?
[10:21:14 PM] «HackeZ» im on deadpools comp
[10:21:15 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» i ownt fucking shadow
[10:21:17 PM] «Scope.» oh
[10:21:19 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» he thinks hes so leet
[10:21:21 PM] «HackeZ» hey racial
[10:21:23 PM] «Lead» racial i seen that
[10:21:25 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» i fucking raped him so bad
[10:21:28 PM] «Lead» you tried using a character array
[10:21:29 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» he had no response
[10:21:31 PM] «Lead» you got owned
[10:21:33 PM] «HackeZ» if u got 0x08 and put it in a pointer like char *blah = 0x08;
[10:21:34 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» yes
[10:21:36 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» well
[10:21:36 PM] «HackeZ» then did blah++;
[10:21:37 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» well
[10:21:38 PM] «HackeZ» what do u get?
[10:21:48 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» you gott have *char?
[10:21:54 PM] «HackeZ» * makes it a pointer
[10:21:55 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» gotta*
[10:21:59 PM] «Lead» include ;
[10:22:00 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» what the fuck
[10:22:01 PM] «Lead» DUH
[10:22:01 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» is a poiner
[10:22:03 PM] «HackeZ» ...
[10:22:04 PM] «HackeZ» LOL
[10:22:06 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» pointer*
[10:22:15 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» ohhhh
[10:22:15 PM] «HackeZ» u dont know anything about c++ then yet friend keep working at it
[10:22:16 PM] «HackeZ»
[10:22:18 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» thats why it was fucking me over
[10:22:25 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» it said "not declared blah blah C module"
[10:22:27 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» or some shit
[10:22:30 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» Bitch
[10:22:33 PM] »» PingGnome@Azeroth {78ms} has joined the channel using Warcraft III Reign of Chaos with the Abomination icon.
[10:22:34 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» thanks for the include
[10:22:42 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» you can all get my calculator when it's done XD
[10:22:45 PM] «Lead» -_-
[10:22:47 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» LOL
[10:22:48 PM] »» HackeZ has left the channel.
[10:22:49 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» ROFLCOPTER

Please note:

[10:22:00 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» what the fuck
[10:22:01 PM] «Racial@Azeroth» is a poiner

[Psi]

cin >> final;
  if(final == "yes") {;
     main(int argc,char *argv[])
  } else if(final == "no"){;
     return 0;
  }

Racial is nice and all but, who the hell puts ; after {

[Dale]

cin >> final;
  if(final == "yes") {;
     main(int argc,char *argv[])
  } else if(final == "no"){;
     return 0;
  }

Racial is nice and all but, who the hell puts ; after {

who the hell write their code like that, anyway?...

[Psi]

Dale, I know there is much, MUCH more wrong to the code. I'd just like to point out that one mistake that made me lol.

[Dale]

Dale, I know there is much, MUCH more wrong to the code. I'd just like to point out that one mistake that made me lol.

Oh lol

[Racial]

it didn't compile without the ; so i was like wtf? i put it and it worked.

[Explicit]

it didn't compile without the ; so i was like wtf? i put it and it worked.

The question is, why do you have main() in your if-else block?

[vuther.de]

What is hR's channel anyway?

[iago]

So wait, which one are we supposed to be laughing at, the kid who hasn't learned to program yet, or the dick who's making fun of somebody who hasn't learned to program yet?

To be fair, both guys in that quote sound like retards..

[Newby]

They both are retards, probably.