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Vehicular Sex

Started by Yegg, May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM

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Dale

Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

MyndFyre

Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....
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Yegg

Quote from: MyndFyre[vL] on May 25, 2008, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..

Newby

Quote from: Yegg on May 25, 2008, 01:02 AM
Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..

Not just a helicopter. A celebrity helicopter. The helicopter from Airwolf!

What struck me as odd was:

QuoteBut he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

No one thinks to stop him while he's going at it on the showroom floor? :|
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LOL
Wunder how many people this guy has decked for saying "nice car"
Brings a new meaning to "my car is a great ride", "pimp my ride" and "car rental"

Barabajagal

Once again, humanity brings home that animals will try to copulate with just about anything.

I find it amusing that this topic is even of any interest or importance.

Dale

Quote from: Yegg on May 25, 2008, 01:02 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre[vL] on May 25, 2008, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..

Dude, I'd imagine that if you had gasoline on your penis it'd burn like a bitch!

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