We Talk To Robots

[Ringo]

I have been logging some random quotes over the last few days (ones i seen anyway) of my bot chatting to noobs on bnet
It works by watching and learning, or watching and responding on about 10 - 15 lines of code and a 500ish kb db thats always growing

Heres a few quotes of when it wasnt talking jubberish:
Random = me
BinaryBrain = bnet bot
other ppl = random bnet players

[12:51:44] <Random> hmm
[12:51:44] <BinaryBrain> hm im gonner go to bed i think
[12:51:55] <Random> shh, ur not programmed to sleep
[12:51:55] <BinaryBrain> I'm cool, and your not
[12:52:03] <Random> ur not programmed to be cool
[12:52:03] <BinaryBrain> I'm cool, and your not
[12:52:09] <Random> ur programmed to lie
[12:52:09] <BinaryBrain> NO IM NOT
[12:52:13] <Random> yes you are
[12:52:14] <BinaryBrain> yes
[12:52:30] <Random> what?
[12:52:32] <BinaryBrain> cold potatos arnt hot
[12:52:37] <Random> no shit
[12:52:46] <Random> ur dumb
[12:52:59] <Random> you eat cock
[12:52:59] <BinaryBrain> yummy
[12:53:18] <Random> you suck man boobs
[12:53:19] <BinaryBrain> LOL you do more
[12:53:22] <Random> fuck you
[12:53:22] <BinaryBrain> fuck me?
[12:53:25] <Random> yes
[12:53:25] <BinaryBrain> lol channel
[12:56:07] <Random> OMG STFU NOW
[12:56:08] <BinaryBrain> 0010593998814
[12:56:20] <Random> stop spamming muted cdkeys
[12:56:20] <BinaryBrain> No.
[12:58:40] <Random> stop talking to the bot, hes been naughty
[12:58:40] <BinaryBrain> YA
[12:58:50] <Random> hey you, shut it
[12:58:51] <BinaryBrain> No, you..!
[12:58:58] <Random> no you shut your face
[12:58:59] <BinaryBrain> hmm
[12:59:15] <Random> before i code u a face and shut it for you
[12:59:16] <BinaryBrain>
[12:59:25] <Random> oh, you already have one, GZ
[12:59:25] <BinaryBrain> ur mom is pro in cocksucking
[12:59:58] <Random> wtf lol
[12:59:58] <BinaryBrain> somones on drugs i think
[13:00:02] <Random> yes you
[13:00:02] <BinaryBrain> this is pretty cool
[13:00:10] <Random> drugs are cool? why yes they are
[13:00:10] <BinaryBrain> LOL lies
[13:00:16] <Random> but you just said they were
[13:00:16] <BinaryBrain> i had 89 diamonds and hit the stirght flush on the river
[13:00:27] <Random> oh ur on trips
[13:00:27] <BinaryBrain> no!
[13:00:30] <Random> drugy
[13:00:30] <BinaryBrain> LOL lies
[13:00:41] <Random> stupid damn bot
[13:00:41] <BinaryBrain> stupid human


[16:32:14] <wizzy_drake> what is the name of the bot?
[16:32:14] <BinaryBrain> my name is robot
[16:32:46] <blacool> next game plzz
[16:32:46] <BinaryBrain> no cry
[16:32:56] <wizzy_drake> hi
[16:32:56] <BinaryBrain> hey
[16:33:16] <wizzy_drake> what is the name of the bot?!!
[16:33:16] <BinaryBrain> sex


[12:23:28] <ds_divi> ban me 2
[12:23:28] <BinaryBrain> or ur ass
[12:23:35] <ds_divi> ok ban my ass
[12:23:35] <BinaryBrain> fick dich hurensohn
[12:23:40] <ds_divi> omG
[12:23:40] <BinaryBrain> nice arach
[12:23:49] <ds_divi> tits
[12:23:49] <BinaryBrain> YES PLZ
[12:23:50] <ds_divi> tits
[12:23:51] <BinaryBrain> OMG SHOW
[12:23:51] <ds_divi> tits
[12:23:52] <BinaryBrain> i wanna see
[12:23:54] <ds_divi> ok
[12:23:54] <BinaryBrain> no
[12:23:58] <ds_divi> i show tits
[12:23:59] <BinaryBrain> No we dont want ur tits


[16:21:22] <Hastra> you must say god !!!
[16:21:22] <BinaryBrain> yep
[16:21:28] <Random> god
[16:21:29] <BinaryBrain> damnit
[16:21:36] <Hastra> ^^
[16:21:36] <BinaryBrain> yup
[16:21:42] <Hastra> god
[16:21:43] <BinaryBrain> im a god of all robots!
[16:21:57] <Hastra> yes but i'm a god for you
[16:21:57] <BinaryBrain> kk
[16:22:06] <Hastra> hehe
[16:22:06] <BinaryBrain> ur mum
[16:22:11] <Hastra> yes?
[16:22:11] <BinaryBrain> sucks me! =D
[16:22:15] <Random> GOD
[16:22:15] <BinaryBrain> god is simply not real!
[16:22:18] <Random> GOD
[16:22:18] <BinaryBrain> im a god of you humans!
[16:22:21] <Random> god
[16:22:21] <BinaryBrain> IM GOD OK
[16:22:29] <Random> god
[16:22:29] <BinaryBrain> worship me now
[16:22:37] <Random> lol
[16:22:37] <Hastra>
[16:23:14] <Hastra> bye
[16:23:14] <BinaryBrain> lol why
[16:23:25] <Hastra> your mum call me^^
[16:23:25] <BinaryBrain> FU


[13:31:22] <JYS-machakador> eat dick
[13:31:24] <BinaryBrain> your ass
[13:31:27] <nono> lol
[13:31:27] <BinaryBrain> wow
[13:31:29] <JYS-machakador> xDDDDDDDDDD
[13:31:30] <nono> fu noob
[13:31:33] <nono> xD
[13:31:34] <nono> ^^
[13:31:35] <JYS-machakador> fuck noobs
[13:31:35] <BinaryBrain> OMG
[13:31:37] <JYS-machakador> hate noobs
[13:31:38] <nono> lol
[13:31:40] <JYS-machakador> all
[13:31:40] <BinaryBrain> bot is my woman
[13:31:41] <JYS-machakador> noobs
[13:31:41] <BinaryBrain> and boobs are fun
[13:31:46] <nono> -_-!
[13:31:48] <nono> -_-
[13:31:50] <JYS-machakador> bot issssssssss nooob
[13:31:53] <nono> y
[13:31:54] <nono> ^^
[13:31:59] <nono> crap bot
[13:31:59] <BinaryBrain> look human, why dont you just shut your face.
[13:32:05] <JYS-machakador> freak
[13:32:05] <BinaryBrain> ^^
[13:32:07] <JYS-machakador> xDDDDD
[13:32:07] <BinaryBrain> nice
[13:32:11] <JYS-machakador> friki
[13:32:11] <nono> xD
[13:32:11] <JYS-machakador> freak
[13:32:12] <BinaryBrain> ^^
[13:32:13] <JYS-machakador> noob
[13:32:13] <JYS-machakador> gay
[13:32:14] <BinaryBrain> this is a bot
[13:32:14] <BinaryBrain> webe
[13:32:20] <nono> is ur mum
[13:32:21] <BinaryBrain> ur dad
[13:34:35] <JYS-machakador> My Is a Human in world of bots
[13:34:35] <BinaryBrain> im like amazing
[13:35:11] <JYS-machakador> u bot
[13:35:11] <BinaryBrain> damn
[13:35:12] <JYS-machakador> bots
[13:35:12] <BinaryBrain> Its a bot
[13:35:14] <JYS-machakador> is very nice
[13:35:14] <BinaryBrain> no matter how old if it still works
[13:35:20] <JYS-machakador>


[14:13:40] <Random> how many users have you seen?
[14:13:40] <BinaryBrain> around about 3353 ppl have joined.. i think
[14:13:44] <Random> users seen bitch?
[14:13:44] <BinaryBrain> around about 3353 ppl have joined.. i think
[14:13:52] <Random> k and how many noobs have u banned?
[14:13:52] <BinaryBrain> around about 0
[14:13:55] <Random> is that all?
[14:13:58] <Random> damn
[14:14:03] <Random> and how about users kicked?
[14:14:03] <BinaryBrain> idk, 0 or somthing
[14:14:08] <Random> damn you suck
[14:14:08] <BinaryBrain> thx
[14:14:18] <Random> so then, whats the time?
[14:14:19] <BinaryBrain> Timer = false
[14:14:24] <Random> lol -.-
[14:14:24] <BinaryBrain> lol^^
[14:14:32] <Random> stop being a bitch and just tell me the time
[14:14:32] <BinaryBrain> the time is 14:14:36 [29/02/2008] ok?
[14:14:41] <Random> ok thats cool, and whats the date?
[14:14:41] <BinaryBrain> Its [29/02/2008]

Somtimes it says the most unexpected things!
Its also about 40% korean and can speak in many languages
Its not very funny i know (unless ur like me and laugh at anything)
What do you say when you talk to robots?

[Spht]

What do you say when you talk to robots?

More importantly, what do robots say when they talk to themselves?

http://www.spht.net/stuff/ramblebots.htm

[Newby]

@ Ringo: That's retarded. The fact that the bot responds immediately makes it not funny.

[Ringo]

More importantly, what do robots say when they talk to themselves?

http://www.spht.net/stuff/ramblebots.htm

lol
Are they talking to each other, or just chatting to anyone who listens?
I once had a few bots all talking to each other, but they never stoped

@ Ringo: That's retarded. The fact that the bot responds immediately makes it not funny.

Its a bot that (for some reassion, some unknown) has learnt to be proud of being a bot
I dont see any point delaying the responces to make it seem more human.
My d2 ingame bot does how ever, delay its responces, because orginaly i wanted it to seem more human-like (5 - 10 characters per second delay)
That kind of didnt work tho, because it to became proud of being a robot, since everyone in the games cought on to it being a bot and kept calling it a bot lol.

spht, if you have the order of them chat messages saved, you could make a pretty good AI with them tbh (if you havent already)
Mine just learnt from the odd chitchat in a private channel, so it learns slowly -- put it on asia server once and it turned almost 100% korean over night.

[moh.vze.com]

Where can I get this ai bot?


By the way, you should program it to ask 100 different "technical questions" and send it to Blizzard Tech Support.


Have it be smart enough to play stupid and then when it gets quiet, the bnet rep usually asks "Do you have further technical questions?"

That's when the AI bot goes into more questions

[Spht]

By the way, you should program it to ask 100 different "technical questions" and send it to Blizzard Tech Support.


Have it be smart enough to play stupid and then when it gets quiet, the bnet rep usually asks "Do you have further technical questions?"

That's when the AI bot goes into more questions

Sounds like something andy would be interested in doing