main page for vl.com!

[Denial]

the music is back!!!!

[Spht]

Ew

[brew]

I like it!

[MyndFyre]

Seriously, how did the Russian national anthem get to be played on our homepage?

[Barabajagal]

Dunno. It's pretty awesome though.

[Invert]

Note: It's the Soviet anthem not the Russian anthem. Russian anthem uses the same tune but different words.

The reason: We are celebrating the Communists (far left) and the Pink Hand (the gay mafia) taking over the United States.

[Barabajagal]

Communists haven't taken over the US. We don't have government healthcare, we still have capitalism, we still have money created by a private company, we don't have anything even close to marxism in any of our government's practiced laws and regulations.

[Invert]

Communists haven't taken over the US. We don't have government healthcare, we still have capitalism, we still have money created by a private company, we don't have anything even close to marxism in any of our government's practiced laws and regulations.

All that will follow; they are in the process of "taking over" the United States of Mexico.  Para inglés, apriete uno por favor.

[Barabajagal]

United States of Mexico?

[rabbit]

vL main pa----wha....?

[Barabajagal]

http://valhallalegends.com <--turn on sound, click, wait, enjoy!

[Hostile]

* Hostile wonders when we'll have something to update on it. lol

[MyndFyre]

http://valhallalegends.com <--turn on sound, click, wait, enjoy!

LOL @ the fact that you need www. to be mapped to the home page!

And the music's not playing anymore

[Barabajagal]

Redirects automatically for me...

Code Select Expand

switch(today.getMonth() * 100 + today.getDate() + 100) {
  case 1107: case 1108:
    filename = "theme-nov-07-08.mp3";
    break;
  case 0704:
    filename = "theme-jul-04.mp3";
    break;
  case 1223:
    filename = "theme-dec-23.mp3";
    break;
  default:
    filename = "";
    break;
}

[Grok]

Communists haven't taken over the US. We don't have government healthcare, we still have capitalism, we still have money created by a private company, we don't have anything even close to marxism in any of our government's practiced laws and regulations.

All that will follow; they are in the process of "taking over" the United States of Mexico.  Para inglés, apriete uno por favor.

Nah, you're 100 years behind the takeover event.  When fusion as a voting tool was made illegal nationwide, it installed the two-party system as the only viable choice for all Americans.  After that it was then quite simple to bribe politicians in both parties simultaneously to have laws passed protecting anything and everything.  Then pass laws giving the right to print money to private entities, formerly the consistutional responsibility of our federal government, and all the power shifts to those who print it.  Since you cannot get representation from a third party to get seats in Congress, and since the two parties tightly control who runs on their tickets, you're left as voters with choosing between two nonrepresentative evils.  In that they don't represent you, in so far as it conflicts with the interests of the private banks, aka Federal Reserve System.

Very recently, as negligence would have it, fusion laws fell off the books in Minnesota.  It had been so long that the two-party system had to even think about it that they failed to see the opening for a third party to run and win.  Cognitive dissonance.  Jesse Ventura, a highly unlikely candidate, won, and the republicans and democrats were fumed, and have since passed laws outlawing fusion once more.  It won't happen again, probably in our lifetimes.  But one needs to realize our two-party system is protected not because it is good, not because it represents citizens, but because it protects power by those who wield it.