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Toilet flush direction

Started by Grok, July 03, 2007, 02:56 PM

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My toilet flushes clockwise.  Yours?

Clockwise
11 (52.4%)
Counter-clockwise
10 (47.6%)

Total Members Voted: 18

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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 04:20 AM
Are you really that dense?

Not really. I've been posting with tongue-in-cheek, but you however, seem to be entertaining this whole-heartedly.

By the way, where do you wash your hands after using an outhouse? I mean, with the number of people that float through and all, it's bound to be infested with germs.

Thank God I have a sink to wash up after my deeds.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

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[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
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Barabajagal

Ideally, a creek or stream would be where I'd wash my hands...

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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 02:03 PM
Ideally, a creek or stream would be where I'd wash my hands...

you are ridiculous

brew

RealityRipple is trying to become one with nature, isn't it obvious? That's the ultimate goal for all of us humans! All of these technological advances, gidgets, gadgets and doo-wads are driving us nowhere but FARTHER AWAY from nature! The true light of existence is being blocked by civilization itself, can't you see that!?!! RealityRipple is right about everything. Us arrogant humans do nothing but consume, consume, and then say we are better then any other animal because we CAN and do consume nature, the giver of all life.
My god is this a problem! I have an idea of how we can fix it though:

1. Reject society
2. Start living in the woods
3. Eat leaves, dirt, insects, and even our own fecal matter (as some animals do)
4. Not use common sense
5. Start using all four of our appendages to walk
6. Make strange noises
7. Use a series of grunts and uggs to communicate with eachother
8. Invite parasitic insects to live on our body
9. Live in completely unsanitary conditions
10. Never bathe in a stream, or lake, or anything of that sort
11. Turn into tarzans

Then maybe, without all the planetary stress being put on it by humans, nature can HEAL itself, just as an animal could!
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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 02:03 PM
Ideally, a creek or stream would be where I'd wash my hands...

Why didn't I think of that! Washing my hands in some guy's urine from upstream is definitely more ideal.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Barabajagal

#35
Wow... I pity you, brew. You almost had the right idea, there.

And why would one urinate into the stream? I'm not sure I see the logic behind that.

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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 03:48 PM
Wow... I pity you, brew. You almost had the right idea, there.

And why would one urinate into the stream? I'm not sure I see the logic behind that.

C'mon now, Mr. Sachen... just because you don't see the logic in it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.  Unless you own the entire creek/stream/what-have you, I just don't see how washing your hands in one is any better than showering/cleaning yourself in the comfort of your own home.  At least one is controlled.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Barabajagal

I do own the only stream I'd use to wash my hand in, though...

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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 04:48 PM
I do own the only stream I'd use to wash my hand in, though...

You sure proved me wrong. I guess there's no way that germs can make it into your stream now.

Do you propose that everyone get a stream of their own to wash in?
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[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Falcon[anti-yL]

Just ignore Andy, he loves to troll and make himself look stupid.

Barabajagal

Aww, ruin all my fun.

And what's wrong with that? If someone doesn't have a stream of their own, natural selection will kill them off for not washing their hands, thus solving the problem.

SNiFFeR

Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 05:49 PM
Aww, ruin all my fun.

And what's wrong with that? If someone doesn't have a stream of their own, natural selection will kill them off for not washing their hands, thus solving the problem.

Or they kill you and use your stream, thus solves our problem.

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Quote from: Andy on February 09, 2008, 05:49 PM
Aww, ruin all my fun.

And what's wrong with that? If someone doesn't have a stream of their own, natural selection will kill them off for not washing their hands, thus solving the problem.

What if I want to slip some chemicals into your stream since I don't have my own? Mmm, natural selection.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Barabajagal

If I'm unable to defend myself, I must have been the weaker organism.

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