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[Barabajagal]

I'm fairly certain elephants can control their movements a lot better than cars can, since they won't even step on a mouse, whereas SUVs can kill anything. But why go to a third-world country when I can just take over the planet, unite us all under one flag, and reprogram the human mind to my ideals?

[squeegee]

Elephants not stepping on mice? Did you just come out of grade school? Folk myth, sry.

[Warrior]

Hippie, it's spelled Amish, and how does pointing out idiocy make me retarded?

Yes it does. Retard.

I can profile you quite easily:

- Supports Al Gore
- Believes in the Flat Earth theory
- Believes in Scientology
- Rides a bike to school, nevermind he doesn't believe in school. Even if he did he wouldn't ride a bike, not safe enough
- Doesn't believe in French Toast, in fact to him the French don't exist and even if they did exist would be beneath him
- Put "Knows Visual Basic" on his McDonalds resume, he shortly quit because the french fries were insulting him for not believing in the french.

[Barabajagal]

Right
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong

one of 6 isn't bad.

Elephants not stepping on mice? Did you just come out of grade school? Folk myth, sry.

If he can talk bullshit, so can I.

[Forged]

If any of those six is correct it is just as bad as all six being correct...

[vuther.de]

Al Gore isn't bad, even though his theory on Global Warming is incorrect.

[Warrior]

Right
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong

one of 6 isn't bad.

Elephants not stepping on mice? Did you just come out of grade school? Folk myth, sry.

If he can talk bullshit, so can I.

I know it's hard for your tiny hippie mind, but try to understand that I employed clever insults based upon your past demonstrations of utter stupidity. Think of it as a collage of moron.

[Barabajagal]

Like I said... Bullshit bullshit bullshit

[shout]

VROOOOM *SCREECH* VROOOOM VROOOOM WTFPWN