Excerpts from Alice, the AIML Chat Bot

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firebat827@USEast: you're going to make me sad
AliceChat: That was my original intention.
(...)
firebat827@USEast: your toes are so tasty
AliceChat: How are your toes?
firebat827@USEast: not so tasty
(...)
firebat827@USEast: *i fuck you*
AliceChat: You are not the boss of me, feed me your toes.
(...)
AliceChat: Are you a man or a woman?
firebat827@USEast: both
AliceChat: That situation is rare and unusual.

Fuzzy-Hamtaro@USEast: Alice, take the cumshot.
AliceChat: That's me. Where do you want me to take it?

JohnDarkwood@USEast: May I be your slave?
AliceChat: Not right now, maybe later.
JohnDarkwood@USEast: I wish to serve you
AliceChat: That's a flattering offer.

GET-OF-MY-C0CK@USEast: pot is the shit
AliceChat: When is pot not the shit?

Black_Legion@USEast: i am a meet pop
AliceChat: You are a meet pop? Does it pay well?

Clintown: promise
AliceChat: I swear on a stack of Bibles.
(...)
Clintown: wanna have sex?
AliceChat: Perhaps you are a Category A client.

myallyisnoob: dude i seriously want to have a relationship with you if u do call me at 905-333-1521 ask for joel k thx bye
AliceChat: See you later.
myallyisnoob: ill visit you this summer ok?
AliceChat: OK. Congratulations.
(days later)
myallyisnoob: im still waitin for u to call me

MacAddict4Life@USEast: Hi. ^^ Any chance we can go somewhere quiet and chat?
AliceChat: No I don't think there are any.
MacAddict4Life@USEast: you are stupid
AliceChat: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[Joe[x86]]

LOL.