How many vaginas have you seen?

[Joe[x86]]

Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.

*raises hand*

As well as my mother, father, brother, uncle, other uncle, little cousin, other little cousin, yet another little cousin, grandfather, grandmother.. need I go on?

[quasi-modo]

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public static void main (string[] args) {
          System.out.println("Chick's don't think programming is that cool unless");
          System.out.println("You makes some cash doing it. So a hug is about");
          System.out.println("All you are going to get.");
}

Asuming that's Java (C/C++ would be a lot worse), String needs to be capitalized.

fuck you!!!!! 

It's not in a class either, not to mention I also made some typos in the text too, yah big jerk!

Honestly, who criticizes code that being used to criticize other code that isn't meant to run in the first place!

Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.

*raises hand*

As well as my mother, father, brother, uncle, other uncle, little cousin, other little cousin, yet another little cousin, grandfather, grandmother.. need I go on?

not to mention a vast majority of girls... so knowing it isn't going to help you get any action!


ps: yeah, sorry I use java... just what ive been using a lot lately for school... I suppose I could used c# too.
Console.WriteLine("everyone loves c#");

[Warrior]

Well I was only broadening my scope to programmers, and for you to not know that is pretty sad. That seemed more like a sarcastic and useless remark which wouldn't be out of character for you.

[Mystical]

Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.

Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~

...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses.

Not true, my x wife was like 'wow whats that?' n im like i made a program, and shes like 'thats cool im proud of you what is it? whats it do?' n i tried to explain but she barley knows how to turn on a comp let alone what a program is, lol! but i felt a lil loved even though i think she was just trying to be nice...

Ex-wife?  Just exactly how old are you?

Im 20.

[l)ragon]

Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.

Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~

...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses.

You forgot one,
...Or she is a programer allready.

[Hdx]

...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses.

Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~

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The funny and interesting factors are just getting sucked right out of this thread aren't they... can we talk about vaginas again?

[Explicit]

Here, now everyone can say they've seen one:

[UserLoser]

That's an ugly one.  And please people, this thread is so dead.

[Explicit]

That's an ugly one. And please people, this thread is so dead.

Seeing as to how it belongs to a tree, I couldn't agree more.

[Warrior]

I'd hit it.

[UserLoser]

I'd hit it.

Me too, with an axe.

[Mystical]

...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses.

Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~

95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.

[quasi-modo]

...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses.

Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~

95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.

I think mystical likes more cushion for the pushin'

Yeah though, my girl is about 120 - 115 and is about 5'3''... ideal imo.

[Hdx]

95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.

Ya I know, but she did this wierd "I won't eat to protest againt my ex" for like a month  -.-
Everyone had to put her through a guilt trip to make her eat.
God her ex fucked her up bad :/
But shes geting better, shes eating correctly now.

Atleast she knows that it's not right, 1/2 the girls at my school will go on a crash diet if they hit 100 lbs -.-
Oh well, im so gad dammen bored right now.
~-~(HDX)~-~