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What you look for in a girl

Started by jigsaw, December 02, 2005, 08:41 PM

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jigsaw

What do you look for in a girl - and be honest.

I prefer hot girls and those are the type that I attract, luckily.
I don't do girls that are considered "fat"
Other than that if its 2:00am a.k.a "do-o'clock" I'll fuck anything meeting that criteria

Vagina, legs, a couple arms, and perhaps a head.

hismajesty


Spht

Pretty eyes are nice to look at.

This isn't funny.

dx

I like any girl who likes me, I can't be picky.

Newby

But it's fun.

I like women that aren't slutty (meaning they don't sleep around) but they'll put out on the first date. If they're shorter than I am, and < pushing a little extra weight, and have a nice face, <3++.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

Hdx

#5
Long stright har. (mid-back, Black, Brown, Definitly NOT blond)
5'6"->6'0" (about)
Nice eyes, Deep blue/green is always nice :)
Nice voice
Smart
Good conversationalist
Weight? My weight or lower (wow, that gets rid of SOOO many! :P )
Oh  and not a snob, like 90% of the dammen ones -.-
Sluttyness: Big fucking turn off!


Ohh Bad jigsaw. I showed what you said to one of my girl-friends. and umm
Quote(21:45:04) T.V.: ::murders jigsaw::
(21:49:27) T.V.: He'll never get any girl at that rate 
Obviously she disagrees with you 0.o
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disco

A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily.  I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.
Say it with me:


Newby

Quote from: Disco on December 02, 2005, 11:49 PM
A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily.  I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.

That reminds me of the time I called my dad's ex an alcoholic, and she asked me who told me that, and I told her my dad did.

My dad never heard the end of it.
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

powered by nissan

Not to get off topic but what happens if your

powered by nissan

I like my women like my car
1. fun
2. reliable
3. puts out when I need it
4. able to control easily
5. looks beautiful
6. 

Explicit

My standards are: Nice eyes, an attractive smile, and very accepting of who I am.
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Thing [vL]


jigsaw

See Thing, great minds think a like. A pulse is must even if its 1 electronically induced pusle before sex via defibulator and 1 pulse after sex induced by defibulator.

QwertyMonster

Brown / Blonde Hair.
Blue eyes..
Good looking!
Fit
Good legs..
Cute Smile
Pretty (GORGEOUS!)
Accepts me for who i am
Not hairy.. :P
Good flirter.
Not a girl who leads me on.
Not a girl who will do stuff behind my back.
Most of all,

Misses me and loves me and cares for me. (and thinks of me)

Around that....

disco

Say it with me: