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Started by jigsaw, November 04, 2005, 12:18 PM

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Akamas

How about Akamas, he shouldn't have to pay.
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.

quasi-modo

Quote from: iago on November 08, 2005, 07:48 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 07:39 PM
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
If you ask a questio like that, you have one.  I don't care if you don't, you do. 
That's crap, I'm going to tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on you.
Quote from: iago on November 08, 2005, 07:48 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 10:39 AM
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
.3?

Plus, members don't pay :-P
.3... 30 cents.

So, if I join vl I wont have to pay? If you let me join I will let you play any xbox360s that I may or may not have.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

jigsaw

Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my  penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.

Akamas

Quote from: jigsaw on November 09, 2005, 11:56 AM
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.

When you say "reduction", you mean enlargement and when you say "pushing guts out of girls mouths" you mean, sounds of boredom and disgust? Haha :D

On a side note: Matt, get on MSN.
Quote from: Arta[vL] on August 14, 2006, 04:57 PM
Well, I want some too. Greedy Yoni should stop hogging it.

Falcon[anti-yL]

Quote from: jigsaw on November 09, 2005, 11:56 AM
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my  penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
ROFL!

hismajesty


quasi-modo

WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Explicit

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

How do you know that?  Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

iago

My (female) friend saw the video of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.  She said something like, "They don't usually hang halfway down your leg when limp!!" I said, "Really? That's not normal?" She thought about that for a few seconds, then we both had a good laugh.  At my expense, as always :-/
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


hismajesty

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."

Explicit

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
I'm awake in the infinite cold.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

quasi-modo

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 10, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Meh

Quote from: quasi-modo on November 10, 2005, 11:10 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 10, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.
And he wants it solid!

jigsaw

ok, I will take a photo of my member next to a ruler. I need to find the usb cable for my digital camera. Give me 24 hours.

jigsaw

remember, it's a give and take sitaution. I have small nuts but I make up for it in girth and length.

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