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Mommy, Peter is a computer hacker!

Started by Elneroth, July 12, 2005, 01:18 AM

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Meh

#15
July 14, 2005, 05:47 AM
QuoteI would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
Any hacker or anyone comptentant in computers could find away around parental filter.

Warrior

#16
July 14, 2005, 06:40 AM
THEY HELP OSAMA BIN LADEN LOL OH SHIITE.
Quote from: effect on March 09, 2006, 11:52 PM
Islam is a steaming pile of fucking dog shit. Everything about it is flawed, anybody who believes in it is a terrorist, if you disagree with me, then im sorry your wrong.

Quote from: Rule on May 07, 2006, 01:30 PM
Why don't you stop being American and start acting like a decent human?

Meh

#17
July 14, 2005, 07:00 AM
Quote from: Warrior on July 14, 2005, 06:40 AM
THEY HELP OSAMA BIN LADEN LOL OH SHIITE.
Apparentley buying pirate DVD's does aswell. What a load of bullshit.

quasi-modo

#18
July 14, 2005, 10:29 AM
HOLY SHIT!!!1! I MUST BE A HACKER TOO. Wait wait... I do not read perl programming books, only java and c#.
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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"
is he serious?
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Arta

#19
July 14, 2005, 11:00 AM
This is so obviously a parody. Sooo obviously. Bonzi Budddy? Come on.

quasi-modo

#20
July 14, 2005, 11:30 AM
Yeah it is... I realize that now.

A lot of the ariticles on that site are parodies it seems.
WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

Newby

#21
July 14, 2005, 11:36 AM
I realized it was a parody when I first read it.

I figured everybody responding "haha" figured they knew too. :(
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

nslay

#22
July 14, 2005, 12:58 PM
LOL!!! I was trying to get in contact with the author to write "The Top 10 Reasons You don't know Jack about Computers"

Anyways, the author's name is in Urban Dictionary
LOL!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=T.+Reginald+Gibbons

hierholzer

#23
July 14, 2005, 01:04 PM
LOL this is some bullshit.. I do love how he said that intel is a full american co. But then again alot of intel products are manufactured in CHINA.
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