Valhalla Legends Archive

Quote from: iago on March 12, 2004, 03:29 PM
"Vegetables are what food eats."

I heard this as:
"Vegetables aren't my food, they're my food's food."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
George W Bush
[US News & World Report, January 2000]

Quote"The library exists in n-dimensional space.  What you see is just the tip of the.. that thing that's mostly underwater"
"Aligator?"
"Hippo?"
"The ocean?"

-Pratchett, about the library at the Magical University (Unseen University)

"Every word in the english language can be verbed"

"My pockets hurt."

"<xar> You'll be my bitch for root?"

"I hurt the flower."
-Almost Famous

QuoteQ. Qhat is our political leadership in Washington doing about the deficit problem?

A. Both the Democrats and the Bush White House are setting aside their partisan differences and working together on a courageous, long-term solution to the looming financial crisis, even if this requires them to make unpopular decisions in the short term.

Q. Ha ha! Seriously, what are they doing?

A. They're being total slime-weasels. They're spending MORE. They're pandering their brains out. The Republicans just added a hugely expensive new drug benefit for senior citizens, which the Democrats have bitterly criticized because it isn't expensive ENOUGH.

Q. In other words, our so-called ''leaders'' are buying senior citizen and Baby Boomer votes by piling massive debt on future generations?

A. Exactly! It's like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering everything on the menu, secure in the knowledge that, when the bill comes, you'll be dead.

-Dave Barry

I just like the last line, it's a clever idea - eat till you die

QuoteWorld tension mounts when North Korea announces that it is withdrawing from the nuclear nonproliferation treaty, on the grounds that it's really hard to pronounce ''proliferation.'' Faced with clear-cut evidence that the North Koreans are actively developing weapons of mass destruction, President Bush vows to determine whether North Korea ``is located anywhere near Iraq.''

- Dave Barry

Quote. . . United States coalition-building efforts are dealt a severe blow when France announces that it will not participate in the impending Iraq invasion, a decision that, in the words of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, ``could seriously impair our ability to surrender.''

American citizens show their disdain for all things French by boycotting French wine, calling French fries ''freedom fries,'' and taking showers.

- Dave Barry

"Dear, I can't hate.  I'm Canadian!"

-Malcolm in the Middle

QuoteYou think your cool, but you can't cuz' your not!

- My friend Chadwick

He's Native, so we all think hes still learning English :\

<The_Merciless.> !&$%ERS - !&$%ERS - USA !&$%ERS - I'M HATE USA - I'M HATE GEORGE BUSH - I'M HATE AMERICANS - I'M HATE USA - I'M HATE ALL - I'M HATE YOU - !&$%ERS

The intelligence of people on battle.net amazes me sometimes.

Quote from: Vicious on March 13, 2004, 08:21 AM
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
George W Bush
[US News & World Report, January 2000]

people will poke fun at anything that man says, i swear. that sentence isn't even one of his funny ones.

"Most of us live out our entire life failing to understand that there is no relevance outside our fabricated perception of reality."

-Michael Surkis