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Take pictures of xar naked.

Its my birthday today

Quote from: Mitosis on May 24, 2004, 06:53 AM
Its my birthday today

I hope you get coal!

Thanks.

There is a great thunder storm going on right now.  I'm going to stand under my metal frame gazebo and see if I get struck by lightning.

Take pictures please, light activated if possible  

Bummer!  No lightning love this round.
The good news is that the first line of storms has passed but there is a bigger one on the way.  I'll take a couple of cameras with me and see if I can get some action shots of me being electrocuted.

./update This line of storms was sad.  It had a lot of rain but very little electrical activity.

I have good news and bad news.

The Good -
A new line of thunderstorms is heading my way and I'm going to try and get electrocuted again.

The Bad -
The battery on my video camera is dead so I'm charging it up.

Hopefully, I can get enough of a charge on it before the storm gets here to capture it all on film.

Take an umbrella or something with you to increase the chances

Umbrella Shmumbrella!  I have a metal framed gazebo.

Even better

I make 50,00 sperm/minute.

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on June 02, 2004, 05:27 PM
I make 50,00 sperm/minute.

How often must the chambers be emptied? That seems like a big number.

Trust isn't very good with commas.

My sperm isn't shaped like the usual sperm might be shaped. My sperm are in the shape of B-17's dropping bombs during World War II. Whatever that shape may be. Thing possibly died in the thunderstorm last night, since he hasn't posted. I live near Thing, and it was an intense storm I must say. Not as intense as B-17 shaped sperm, though.