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Started by Grok, April 26, 2004, 08:31 AM

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Grok

#15
April 26, 2004, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*

j0k3r

#16
April 26, 2004, 05:47 PM
*High Interest*
*Artificial Intelligence*
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Mitosis

#17
April 26, 2004, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Grok on April 26, 2004, 04:12 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together.  the classic is:

* military intelligence*

Haha thats off of Renosance Man starring Danny Devito, I have it, thats a great movie.

Newby

#18
April 26, 2004, 06:13 PM
Quote from: warz on April 26, 2004, 02:04 PM
Quote from: Newby on April 26, 2004, 10:09 AM
* safe sex *

How's that an oxymoron?
As our teacher said, "The only safe sex is *insert picture of two money safes humping*"

There is protected sex (Condoms) but there is no "safe sex" (Except abstinance ... and humping safes :P)
- Newby

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote<TehUser> Man, I can't get Xorg to work properly.  This sucks.
<torque> you should probably kill yourself
<TehUser> I think I will.  Thanks, torque.

AntiVirus

#19
April 28, 2004, 06:00 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2004, 06:00 PM by Brandon
"Gay Marraige"
One of the most over looked oxymorons..
"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Mitosis

#20
April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

iago

#21
April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

GoSuGaMING

#22
April 29, 2004, 02:03 PM
Quote from: Fr0z3N on April 26, 2004, 04:01 PM
whats an oxymoron?


A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Mitosis

#23
April 29, 2004, 04:22 PM
Quote from: iago on April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?

SNiFFeR

#24
April 29, 2004, 04:32 PM
*Prude Slut*

iago

#25
April 29, 2004, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 04:22 PM
Quote from: iago on April 29, 2004, 08:30 AM
Quote from: Mitosis on April 29, 2004, 06:22 AM
*Stupid Idiot*

That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

Whats the opposite then?

hmm, "stupid iago" would be ;)

or, Stupid Smartass.
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Mitosis

#26
April 29, 2004, 07:45 PM Last Edit: April 29, 2004, 07:52 PM by Mitosis
*Intelligent Mitosis* work? :P

______

#27
April 30, 2004, 02:09 PM Last Edit: April 30, 2004, 02:17 PM by ___/\___
*A 12-Ounce Pound Cake*
*Big Baby*
*Clean Dirt*
*Date Rape*
*Good Shit*
*Hard Liquor*
/edit (added one more)
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)

CrAz3D

#28
April 30, 2004, 10:31 PM
Quote from: ___/\___ on April 30, 2004, 02:09 PM
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
That is beautiful


*Me in most cases*
*right to a speedy trial*
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
(ré-bun-dance)
Quote from: Spht on June 22, 2004, 07:32 PMSlap.
Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
Quote from: iago on April 19, 2005, 01:06 PM
CrAz3D's ... is too big vertically, at least, too big with ... iago ...

OuTLawZGoSu

#29
May 01, 2004, 01:38 AM
*Microsoft Works*
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