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[21:37:51] <[vL]raven> what do u define a programmer as?
[21:37:56] <*ReSiDeNcE> michael jackson

Hehe.

[23:42:11] <To: ReSiDeNcE@USEast> call him john, he likes that
[23:42:19] <Hostile[vL]@USEast> eibro, by switching to geiko?
[23:42:23] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> African American: Montel, I think we're forgetting something very important in all this. Okay, sure, he touched some children, but, the man is a great singer and he has entertained us for so many years.  
[23:42:24] <From: ReSiDeNcE@USEast> he better not bitch at me
[23:42:26] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> Jesus: Wha- What are you talking about?  
[23:42:30] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> African American: Michael Jackson! All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson! [the audience applauds]  
[23:42:33] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> Jesus: Uh, we'll be back right after these messages.  
[23:42:40] <ReSiDeNcE@USEast> LOL
[23:42:43] /w ReSiDeNcE@USEast he won't
[23:42:43] <To: ReSiDeNcE@USEast> he won't
[23:42:44] <ReSiDeNcE@USEast> john
[23:42:48] <Eibro> no
[23:42:52] <ReSiDeNcE@USEast> whats the purpose of bnls id/password?
[23:42:55] <Eibro> in the navy, of course
[23:43:00] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> dude, did you call me john?
[23:43:04] <ReSiDeNcE@USEast> yes?
[23:43:07] <Yoni[vL]@USEast> .ban residence john
[23:43:08] ReSiDeNcE@USEast left the channel.
[23:43:08] ReSiDeNcE was banned by [vL] (john).
[23:43:17] <Eibro> HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[23:43:18] <Hostile[vL]@USEast> lol eibro ;x

Eibro is should be crowned king.

Yoni loves South Park.

Quote from: Maddox on April 20, 2004, 07:15 PM
Yoni loves South Park.

geeze, Mr. Obvious.

 [22:51:36] -- Fiend(KIP) [172ms] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (4 wins).
[22:51:44] <Fiend(KIP)> hey any one here know what hwnd means?
[22:52:35] -- Fiend(KIP) has left the channel.

Quote from: Myndfyre on May 01, 2004, 01:52 AM
[22:51:36] -- Fiend(KIP) [172ms] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (4 wins).
[22:51:44] <Fiend(KIP)> hey any one here know what hwnd means?
[22:52:35] -- Fiend(KIP) has left the channel.

not quite sure why thats funny, but heh.

Quote[11:27:43.379] <The.Toss> yo
[11:27:55.611] <The.Toss> i herd one of the main winbot programers is in this channel
[11:27:57.335] <The.Toss> true?
[11:29:32.427] <iago[vL]> Maybe
[11:30:39.536] Reality entered the channel (Brood War)
[11:31:08.140] <The.Toss> iago
[11:31:09.362] Reality left the channel
[11:31:14.833] <The.Toss> my winbot is fucked
[11:31:17.694] <The.Toss> from the new patch
[11:31:36.460] <The.Toss> i was wondering if i could get a new one from a programer if he/she made a new one yet
[11:32:00.847] <iago[vL]> You'll get over it.
[11:32:09.764] <The.Toss> what do you mean?
[11:32:18.307] <iago[vL]> I would recommend you make your own, then you can fix it no problem.
[11:32:24.142] <iago[vL]> That's about the best help you'll get from here.
[11:32:28.991] <The.Toss> Why?
[11:32:53.237] <iago[vL]> Because people here expect visitors to be able to do work for themselves
[11:32:53.258] <The.Toss> If i knew how to make my own i would.
[11:32:59.061] <iago[vL]> Learn!
[11:33:02.922] <The.Toss> You teach me!
[11:33:07.787] <iago[vL]> No!
[11:33:10.757] <The.Toss> Why?
[11:33:13.596] <The.Toss> I'd pay
[11:33:15.266] <The.Toss> =d
[11:33:19.427] <iago[vL]> lol
[11:33:31.067] <iago[vL]> Because it's too much work, I help too many friends
[11:33:31.135] <The.Toss> All the fuck i want is my winbot back
[11:33:42.707] <iago[vL]> You want it back?  I thought you still have it
[11:33:47.958] <The.Toss> Well jesus christ how the fuck do i fix it
[11:33:58.291] <The.Toss> or get a new one that works
[11:34:03.077] <iago[vL]> You make a change to the version byte, compile it, and it's done
[11:34:15.139] <The.Toss> u make it cound easy
[11:34:29.267] <iago[vL]> It's easy for the person who wrote the bot
[11:34:33.086] <The.Toss> but i dunno wtf a compile it means and how to change the version byte
[11:34:40.907] <iago[vL]> You'll get over it.
[11:34:43.232] <The.Toss> lol
[11:34:45.193] <The.Toss> no i wont
[11:34:52.550] <iago[vL]> I'm sure you will
[11:34:54.553] <The.Toss> ill bother the fuck outa every lol
[11:35:04.189] <iago[vL]> You mean harass people here?
[11:35:09.559] <The.Toss> not just here
[11:35:11.463] <The.Toss> everywhere
[11:35:17.873] <The.Toss> i want my god damn thing to work
[11:35:21.490] <The.Toss> for christ sake
[11:35:21.647] <iago[vL]> .setuser The.Toss B // all right, bye
[11:35:21.878] <From: [vL]> the.toss => B
[11:35:21.966] The.Toss was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[11:35:22.053] The.Toss left the channel
[11:35:39.961] <From: The.Toss> nice to have u help me out jackass
[11:35:56.816] <To: The.Toss> You said you're going to bother people here, so I took some pre-emptive action
[11:36:12.100] <From: The.Toss> nerd, shut the fuck up
[11:36:25.912] <To: The.Toss> Oh, now you don't like me?
[11:36:53.278] <From: The.Toss> no i dont cuz ur a jackass
[11:37:03.738] <To: The.Toss> I am?
[11:37:07.399] <From: The.Toss>  ya
[11:37:26.440] <From: The.Toss> fucking tell me to get over it and do it myself
[11:37:29.936] <To: The.Toss> And you're annoying, in fact, you PROMISED to annoy us
[11:37:54.301] <From: The.Toss> u get what u deserve
[11:38:10.674] <To: The.Toss> oh?  And what do I deserve?
[11:38:17.849] <From: The.Toss> to be harrassed
[11:38:19.317] <iago[vL]> Hey TM!
[11:38:36.864] <To: The.Toss> And how do you propose to do that without being in the channel?  *notes that he can squelch*
[11:38:37.794] sheky[nL] entered the channel (Brood War)
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[11:39:00.374] <From: The.Toss> ill go on my bots and harass u then
[11:39:04.390] <From: The.Toss> spam ur channel
[11:39:15.987] phaite entered the channel (Brood War)
[11:39:16.379] <From: The.Toss> and follow u around
[11:39:17.604] <To: The.Toss> OMG You're too l33t, I'd better unban your right away!
[11:39:23.159] <phaite> Hello
[11:39:26.247] <iago[vL]> hey
[11:39:28.806] <From: The.Toss> ur to gay i dont wanna come back
[11:39:38.296] <phaite> What kind of clan is this?
[11:39:40.885] <To: The.Toss> But you just said.. I thought you.. make up your mind!
[11:40:53.149] <From: The.Toss> if u wanna put it that way idc
[11:41:22.746] <To: The.Toss> Well, you'll do anything to make it work, which seems to include being nice to me?  Doesn't sound good to me

After that he stopped talking

I like the point where "Reality" left the channel.

Quote from: Myndfyre on May 01, 2004, 12:57 PM
I like the point where "Reality" left the channel.

Must be a subliminal message that iago made this up!

Quote from: Myndfyre on May 01, 2004, 12:57 PM
I like the point where "Reality" left the channel.

lmao, that was clever.  +1 to you for that one.

Quote from: iago on May 01, 2004, 11:48 AM
[11:39:00.374] <From: The.Toss> ill go on my bots and harass u then
[11:39:04.390] <From: The.Toss> spam ur channel

Proof that the decision to not help him was wise.

eww, you colorized my chat

But yeah, I had a feeling that guy would end up like that.  He was being too nice at first, but I knew he'd crack under pressure.  The best part was when he said he was going to harass us.  I asked him to confirm it, he said yes.  So I banned him.  I gave him a SECOND CHANCE to repent!

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[15:54:26] <*iago[vL]> THAT G... that guy was an idiot
[15:54:26] *BLACKDRAGON_53 joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition (22 wins).
[15:54:29] <*BLACKDRAGON_53> WAHT

Quote from: Raven on May 01, 2004, 03:56 PM

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[15:54:13] *BLACKDRAGON_53 left the channel.
[15:54:26] <*iago[vL]> THAT G... that guy was an idiot
[15:54:26] *BLACKDRAGON_53 joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition (22 wins).
[15:54:29] <*BLACKDRAGON_53> WAHT

Haha, that made me laugh. He shouldn't have said "IT DIDNT WORK" after it .