Return of Funny Quotes from op [vL]

[iago]

This was from awhile ago, I saved it to a file and forgot to post it:

[13:32:00.093] <*hexin_> hmm
[13:32:21.687] <From: *hexin_> Suppose you're not able to create Webchannel accounts, eh?
[13:32:34.437] <To: *hexin_> nope, only skywing/yoni afaik
[13:32:43.625] <From: *hexin_> And spht*, but they are always afk, =p
[13:33:09.296] <To: *hexin_> there's a board on our forum for that purpose, at forum.valhallalegends.com
[13:33:46.187] <From: *hexin_> Yeah, but it's not like I'm actually ever answered there; you guys tend to ignore people not in vL.
[13:34:13.250] <To: *hexin_> Do I? I could have sworn I wsa talking to you!
[13:35:05.546] <To: *hexin_> well, to quote a great man, You'll get over it.
[13:36:06.046] <From: *hexin_> And to quote many peoples opinions of you people.. pathetic. It's so sad really How, before you joined vL you kissed all of their asses and now that you're in it you think your actually something :[
[13:36:36.156] <From: *hexin_> just another person, with another cocky attitude.
[13:36:41.484] <To: *hexin_> Wait, you're bitching because vL won't register a technology that they made for free for you?
[13:36:56.031] <To: *hexin_> sounds pretty ungrateful to me
[13:36:59.437] <From: *hexin_> no, i'm bitching at you for beging rude to outsiders.
[13:37:13.375] <From: *hexin_> right...
[13:37:16.359] <To: *hexin_> I'm being rude?  I tried to help you?  and lol, you got banned

I don't remember kissing any asses before I joined vL, besides Grok's but he paid me.  I was just friendly with members

[Grok]

eww, you colorized my chat

No I didn't, I colored my reply!

[Denial]

[13:44:46] <Hostile[vL]> hey sweety pie
[13:44:54] <jigsaw[vL]> MEJAL MY BABY!

[13:46:39] <DarkMinion[vL]> I need to move to Cali and work for jiggy
[13:47:04] <jigsaw[vL]> I need an IS guy.

[12:48:09] <Yoni[vL]> AOL is instantly cool. Anything they had done in the past to annoy me is forgivable.
[12:48:35] <MacBinaryBot> I shun Yoni for that message.

[12:59:23] <Yoni[vL]> Yes, Israel is narrow, but long

[13:01:40] <Ironman3226> How is the food in Israel?
[13:01:54] <Ironman3226> I hear there is a McDonalds everywhere is there one in Israel?
[13:02:32] <Yoni[vL]> Yes, there are plenty of that, I refer to them as ice cream parlors (since that's the only thing I might buy there)

[13:03:51] <BinaryChat> Why must fractals look so awesome?

[13:21:03] <TheMinistered> Will you make me a game that revolves around porn?
[13:21:14] <Yoni[vL]> no.
[13:21:18] <TheMinistered> why not?
[13:21:22] <Yoni[vL]> I'm busy.,
[13:23:41] <MacBinaryBot> He's busy with his own porn.
[13:23:54] <Yoni[vL]> don't diss math chicks
[13:24:23] <MacBinaryBot> It's a compliment.
[13:24:38] <Yoni[vL]> Thank you.
[13:24:43] <MacBinaryBot>
[13:24:46] <MacBinaryBot> You're welcome.

[13:48:41] <BinaryChat> Oh my gosh, did you guys know that Mattel has the trademark on a color?
[13:48:53] <MacBinaryBot> Hot pink?
[13:49:01] <BinaryChat> Hot Wheels Blue, actually.


[13:50:40] <[vL]DarkVirus> Must you insist on hurting our feelings Ministered?

[14:42:17] <[vL]DarkVirus> go go sezky techno tetris remix!

[09:12:56] bot.test was banned by [vL] (idle).
[09:12:56] bot.test left the channel.
[09:13:02] <[vL]Grok> bah
[09:13:04] <[vL]Grok> .unban bot.test
[09:13:04] bot.test was unbanned by [vL].
[09:15:32] <TheMinistered> Grok, your my wonderwall...
[09:18:15] <[vL]Grok> you realize i'm new to this conversation?
[09:18:26] <[vL]Grok> so have no idea what project/source you're referring.

[09:43:44] <[vL]Grok> people dont ever want to finish my tests.
[09:43:52] <[vL]Grok> maybe i'll stop giving them.
[09:44:04] <TheMinistered> lol
[09:44:09] <TheMinistered> Groky, I'll finish your test
[09:44:14] <TheMinistered> or try
[09:44:18] <thuscelackpiss> lol
[09:44:28] <TheMinistered> ::rolls eyes in an evil manner::
[09:44:28] <thuscelackpiss> always a ....
[09:44:34] <TheMinistered> it's always about torchering your grok


[10:10:53] <thuscelackpiss> i want to play wordzap with grok, so you're going to make that possible

[10:16:18] <[vL]Grok> Ugh; cant add you to game.
[10:16:28] <[vL]Grok> clicked Opponent, Setup communications ... cant find you.
[10:16:33] <[vL]Grok> fix!

[idoL]

[12:22:55] <Mooo-king-sw> wat's vb used for?

Stealth posted this quote on a different forum, and it was in op [vl].

[Raven]

[12:22:55] <Mooo-king-sw> wat's vb used for?

Stealth posted this quote on a different forum, and it was in op [vl].

I don't know if that's too funny considering such questions aren't too uncommon in our channel.

[MyndFyre]

 [5:47:37] -- eN.Pothead [-1ms] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (0 wins).
[5:47:41] <eN.Pothead> o_O
[5:47:43] <eN.Pothead> hello
[5:48:08] <eN.Pothead> hello
[5:48:18] <eN.Pothead> anyone here?
[5:49:20] <eN.Pothead> o_O
[5:49:24] <eN.Pothead> ello?
[5:52:29] -- eN.Pothead has left the channel.

[Yoni]

I have saved a quote similar to Myndfire's from many months ago:

[10:50:00] MYPENlSISBIG joined the channel using Starcraft (2 wins).
[10:50:05] <MYPENlSISBIG> i lov evL
[10:50:12] <MYPENlSISBIG> because they are so damn smart
[10:50:15] <MYPENlSISBIG> A
[10:50:16] <MYPENlSISBIG> A
[10:50:23] <MYPENlSISBIG> FVHBGHKJ HJ KN HGJKIHL
[10:50:25] <MYPENlSISBIG> sMART
[10:50:28] <MYPENlSISBIG> ALL OF THEM
[10:50:37] <MYPENlSISBIG> SO VERY VERY SMART
[10:50:41] <MYPENlSISBIG> THEY KNOW c++
[10:50:45] <MYPENlSISBIG> AND vB
[10:50:50] <MYPENlSISBIG> AND OTHER LANGS
[10:50:57] <MYPENlSISBIG> THAT ARE CMPLECATED
[10:51:05] <MYPENlSISBIG> LIKE A MOTHER FU.CKER
[10:51:08] <MYPENlSISBIG> PENIS
[10:51:11] <MYPENlSISBIG> PENIS
[10:51:12] <MYPENlSISBIG> IS
[10:51:14] <MYPENlSISBIG> LARGE
[10:51:27] <MYPENlSISBIG> I LOVE LARGE PENISES
[10:51:33] <MYPENlSISBIG> IN MYASS
[10:51:37] <MYPENlSISBIG> ASSHOLE
[10:51:41] MYPENlSISBIG left the channel.

[MyndFyre]

I have saved a quote similar to Myndfire's from many months ago:

Yoni.... I'd hoped that of all people, you would, with the appreciate of the "Y" letter, realize that the second vowel in my handle isn't an "i", but a "y".  

[iago]

Leaveban is fun

[17:16:50.610] Silent entered the channel (Brood War)
[17:16:52.110] <Silent> ya
[17:16:53.829] <Silent> yay*
[17:16:56.298] <Silent> i'm unbanned
[17:17:40.516] Silent left the channel
[17:17:40.595] Silent was banned by [vL] (leave ban).

[iago]

[17:40:59.421] <DeCa-> Hellos iago
[17:41:04.343] <iago[vL]> Hey deca
[17:41:34.171] <DeCa-> Im hungry..
[17:41:34.328] DarkOutlawz@Azeroth entered the channel (Warcraft 3: TFT)
[17:41:37.796] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> yo spht
[17:41:40.531] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> wtf is going on
[17:41:43.515] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> THE WEBBOT SERVER IS DOWN
[17:41:46.500] <DeCa-> I think i'll go have a salad
[17:41:49.718] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> I REPEAT THE WEBBOT SERVER US DOWN
[17:41:54.375] <iago[vL]> You've been hacked, DarkOutlawz
[17:41:59.437] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> YAY!
[17:42:00.390] <iago[vL]> It was the Koreans
[17:42:04.390] <iago[vL]> Sorry to be the one to tell you
[17:42:08.093] <DeCa-> Yeah , thoughs danm koreans
[17:42:11.875] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> dont worry its alright
[17:42:13.859] <DeCa-> They got eeryone
[17:42:17.250] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> u know...my dadas a korean
[17:42:18.625] <DeCa-> everyone*
[17:42:24.406] <iago[vL]> Your dad hacked you?
[17:42:27.765] <DeCa-> Ohh, then you should be ok
[17:42:27.812] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> no
[17:42:31.343] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> a koreandid
[17:42:32.406] <iago[vL]> But you said he's Korean
[17:42:36.421] <iago[vL]> And you got hacked by a Korean
[17:42:39.531] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> i did?
[17:42:40.421] <iago[vL]> Therefore, you were hacked by him
[17:42:46.093] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> my dads a korean u know
[17:42:52.421] <iago[vL]> Yes, we went over that
[17:42:52.453] <DeCa-> haha
[17:42:59.250] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> we did?
[17:43:02.437] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> wow u must be high
[17:43:06.421] <iago[vL]> Me?
[17:43:16.781] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> no the korean behind u with a knife
[17:43:18.421] <iago[vL]> [17:42:17.250] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> u know...my dadas a korean
[17:43:20.312] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> YES U
[17:43:20.421] <iago[vL]> [17:42:46.093] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> my dads a korean u know
[17:43:28.984] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> i can do that too u know...
[17:43:40.421] <iago[vL]> Sweet!
[17:43:43.359] <DeCa-> No you cant, don't lie
[17:43:46.421] <iago[vL]> Man, you must totally kick ass
[17:44:22.421] <iago[vL]> So anyway, what kind of salad?
[17:44:25.656] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast. MY DAD FUCKED MY , MY DADY FUCKED ME
[17:44:34.421] <iago[vL]> LMFAO! Dude, I love you!
[17:44:40.375] <DeCa-> Uhm,
[17:44:48.437] <iago[vL]> I can't believe you took the time to spell my name right
[17:44:58.375] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> wat are u talking about
[17:44:58.750] <DeCa-> Just salad and french dressing
[17:45:00.437] <iago[vL]> But why is there a period after useast?  "USEast."?
[17:45:01.578] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> i didnt do that
[17:45:03.734] <DeCa-> brb
[17:45:08.265] <Yoni[vL]> what's a dady?
[17:45:09.140] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast> MOMMY GET UR DICK OUT OF MY ASS
[17:45:28.656] <Yoni[vL]> MOMMY GET UR DICK OUT OF MY ASS
[17:45:30.437] <iago[vL]> that's better
[17:45:33.078] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast> GRANDPA WAT ARE DOES BLUE PILLS?
[17:45:34.437] <iago[vL]> I said that at the same time?
[17:45:44.375] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast> DO I GIVE A SHIT
[17:45:58.453] <iago[vL]> Wow, I talk fast
[17:46:04.609] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> WANT TO SEE SOMETHING COOL?
[17:46:06.453] <iago[vL]> I think this makes the thread
[17:46:18.781] <Raihan> all caps, no fun!
[17:46:22.468] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast> never mind ur too gay
[17:46:29.609] <DarkOutlawz@Azeroth> [12:00:00.250] <iago[vL]@USEast> gays are square
[17:46:34.593] DarkOutlawz@Azeroth left the channel
[17:48:03.609] <From: DeCa-> I'll seroiusely give you $6.00 to come on west

[MyndFyre]

What that post really, really inspired me to ask is....

How do people survive without knowing how to spell -- especially words that are so simple such as "those" (DeCa- spelled it "thoughs"), or the other "those" which DarkOutlawz spelled as "does"?

An internet handle is one thing -- MyndFyre, Outlawz, etc.  Names are never bound by standard spelling (someone told me once that I spelled both "Mind" and "Fire" incorrectly.  I told him he was a dumbass).

I think my favorite quote from that, though, is "I repeat, the WebBot server us down".

Now, vL is largely competent.  So I have to ask the rest of you --

How the hell do you people live your lives?

[Newby]

[15:01:40] <QSF> ./!\Bot de Quebec strikes forces/!\ Pour joindre un clan de hack qui utilise Lord of destruction allez au channel Op QSF/!\Bot de Quebec strikes forces/!\
[15:02:12] <BinaryChat> Oh no, some evil french speaking person is advertising.

[hismajesty]

[8:18:12 PM] Reb Has Joined The Channel Using SEXP With A Ping Of 32 And Flags Of 0
[8:18:46 PM] «Reb» anyone awake
[8:19:32 PM] «Yoni[vL]» no
[8:21:10 PM] Reb Has Left The Channel.

Edit: Bracket around flags messed up color codes.

[Grok]

[8:19:32 PM] [/color]«Yoni[vL]» no
[8:21:10 PM] Reb Has Left The Channel.

Edit: Bracket around flags messed up color codes.

You should be using my RTB Chat Forum Colorizer.  If you copy your bot's colored RichText to the clipboard, my program will convert it to YaBB colors for you to just paste into a message ...as demonstrated:

[21:59:57] (BotNet) <Xyphet> Hi Grok
[22:00:21] <[vL]Grok> Hi
[22:00:22] (BotNet) <Grok> HI
[22:01:19] <UserLoser.> hi
[22:01:34] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> Hi
[22:01:53] DarkMinion[vL] left the channel.
[22:01:53] *DarkMinion[vL]%11538 (DarkMinion[vL]) left the BotNet.
[22:01:56] Raihan joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (69 wins).
[22:03:32] <[vL]Grok> Going to reboot vL in a few minutes.
[22:03:44] <[vL]Grok> Anyone need me to wait?
[22:04:05] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> No.  Been waiting for the Rivalbot to return :p

[iago]

[8:19:32 PM] [/color]«Yoni[vL]» no
[8:21:10 PM] Reb Has Left The Channel.

Edit: Bracket around flags messed up color codes.

You should be using my RTB Chat Forum Colorizer.  If you copy your bot's colored RichText to the clipboard, my program will convert it to YaBB colors for you to just paste into a message ...as demonstrated:

[21:59:57] (BotNet) <Xyphet> Hi Grok
[22:00:21] <[vL]Grok> Hi
[22:00:22] (BotNet) <Grok> HI
[22:01:19] <UserLoser.> hi
[22:01:34] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> Hi
[22:01:53] DarkMinion[vL] left the channel.
[22:01:53] *DarkMinion[vL]%11538 (DarkMinion[vL]) left the BotNet.
[22:01:56] Raihan joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (69 wins).
[22:03:32] <[vL]Grok> Going to reboot vL in a few minutes.
[22:03:44] <[vL]Grok> Anyone need me to wait?
[22:04:05] <Spht[vL]@Azeroth> No.  Been waiting for the Rivalbot to return :p

That was the forum's fault, because flags were [[0]], and [[[0]]] isn't cool

Incidentally, I noticed that [[[[ turns into [[.  So you can do stuff like [] ... [] here