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QuoteOK, I am perfectly straight, definitely NOT GAY but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (HE'S NOT GAY EITHER) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants BY PURE ACCIDENT fall down and he can see my penis.

He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he UNKNOWINGLY started giving me a blow job.

I kept yelling at him to stop because I'M NOT GAY AT ALL, NOT AT ALL but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN and my friend was FORCED to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they WERE because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident.  

Saw on somethingawful forums.

QuoteBECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN

I see...

That made me laugh

...?  Does this mean @ my friend's apartment I need to get the girls playing more & win alot?  I think so.

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2004, 11:58 PM

QuoteHow gay is this ?!

Quite, quite gay  .

Sounds like he enjoyed it.

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ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN

Right.

That was already pointed out storm.

Hmm, btw.
He says he tried to push him away, right? And then his friend's asthma kicked in. So umm, did his friend PULL HIM TO HIMSELF or what? I'm confused.

Do you want the details so you can recreate them or something? Sorry dude, I'm not willing.

The fact that you and NetCooler have nearly the same pretty icon, already has me worried. :p

Quote from: Grok on March 01, 2004, 01:38 PM
The fact that you and NetCooler have nearly the same pretty icon, already has me worried. :p

haha, I noticed that too.  I got them mixed up on a different post, but then I realized "this doesn't sound like yoni" and read the name

 
Well, basically, I designed Yoni his avatar. Actually, I designed this icon for his yPlugin project thingie thing (Trillian plugin), and when he found out that his school's website featured the same animated GIF he had as an avatar (for all you non-old schoolers: a kid on the floor, doing math), he wanted to change it. So, I suggested the yPlugin icons - resized. So I sent him, and he used.
Anyway, a couple of days ago I registered the forums myself, and needed an Avatar. I jokingly asked Yoni if I should have nPlugin avatar (There's no such thing, it just means the yPlugin icons with N instead of Y), and he said it would be cool. After consulting with my lover-- err, I mean friend, I decided it could be cool as well. So there. Shtoom.

Edit:
i pwn j00 all n00bs in ph0t0sh0p

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[23:33:14] Yoni: You go into too much history
[23:33:21] Netcooler: inu
[23:33:25] Yoni: A simple "i pwn j00 all n00bs in ph0t0sh0p" would suffice
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Edit 2:
[23:35:21] Yoni: sigh

This is getting so off-topic. Sorry =)

Quote from: Netcooler on March 01, 2004, 03:32 PM

Well, basically, I designed Yoni ... .

What language is he written in?

Quote from: j0k3r on March 01, 2004, 03:43 PM
What language is he written in?

I wrote him in COOLIO (Common Object Oriented Language for Input and Output). Otherwise he's just your ordinary Yoni android.

Edit: fixed quote.