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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Started by Yoni, November 21, 2003, 02:45 PM

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"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

iago

Does this also work for females?  Or is it just guys who kill kittens?
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


UserLoser.


Small, brown kitten
Look at it, take a
deep look into this poor things eyes. Every
time you masturbate you kill one of him, or
her. God knows what it is, but it's gonna be
dead soon, because of you. You sick, sick boy
(or girl).
Every time you masturbate... which kitten does god kill
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Spht

In an attempt to save the adorable kitties, I answered F U to every question.

iago

This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


UserLoser.



iago

It would have been clever if it could be reversed based on the picture to how much said person masturbates and whether it's to guys or girls :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*


MrRaza

Quote from: UserLoser. on November 21, 2003, 05:35 PM

Small, brown kitten
Look at it, take a
deep look into this poor things eyes. Every
time you masturbate you kill one of him, or
her. God knows what it is, but it's gonna be
dead soon, because of you. You sick, sick boy
(or girl).
Every time you masturbate... which kitten does god kill
brought to you by Quizilla


Looks exactly like my cat, but a few years older.