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Started by Skywing, September 30, 2003, 02:22 PM

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Skywing

September 30, 2003, 02:22 PM Last Edit: September 30, 2003, 02:22 PM by Skywing
I thought this was particularly amusing:
QuoteYesterday the St Petersburg City Council passed an emergency ordinance that makes suicide for commercial or entertainment purposes illegal
Just what are they going to do if you illegally commit suicide, anyway?

Spht

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September 30, 2003, 02:24 PM Last Edit: September 30, 2003, 02:27 PM by Spht
Maybe attempting to commit suicide (and failing) gets you thrown in jail.

iago

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September 30, 2003, 04:40 PM
Quote from: Spht on September 30, 2003, 02:24 PM
Maybe attempting to commit suicide (and failing) gets you thrown in jail.

So you'd better do it right the first time!
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

SNiFFeR

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September 30, 2003, 04:59 PM Last Edit: September 30, 2003, 05:25 PM by SNiFFeR
My friend knows the band member of hell on earth... he was telling me about this earlier today..I guess he was planning to goto the show or something like that.

EDIT: Yeah I live in florida.. just a lil north of st Pete

Hazard

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September 30, 2003, 05:21 PM
I'm assuming you mean St. Petersburg, Florida? That is a wierd place. The law would make sense.

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

CrAz3D

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September 30, 2003, 05:59 PM
I'm thinkin' that the ordinance would also make the band members partly liable for the man committing suicide.
rebundance - having or being in excess of sheer stupidity
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JunkyardDog

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September 30, 2003, 06:26 PM
What about St. Petersburg in Russia?

iago

#7
September 30, 2003, 06:32 PM
Quote from: JunkyardDog on September 30, 2003, 06:26 PM
What about St. Petersburg in Russia?

I actually assumed that from Skywing's quote :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

JunkyardDog

#8
September 30, 2003, 06:37 PM
So did I...

Hazard

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September 30, 2003, 06:43 PM
QuoteFrom correspondents in Tampa, Florida

St. Petersburg, Florida it is... at least thats what it says in the article.

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." --John Wayne

iago

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September 30, 2003, 07:30 PM
Quote from: Hazard on September 30, 2003, 06:43 PM
QuoteFrom correspondents in Tampa, Florida

St. Petersburg, Florida it is... at least thats what it says in the article.

Yeah, not I actually read the article and it says that :)
This'll make an interesting test for broken AV:
QuoteX5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

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