Ever wanted to own a submarine?

[Grok]

I'd rather buy a US SeaWolf class nuclear attack submarine... but they are a little pricey and it might be hard to convince the government to let me have one.

Where are you going to get 120 sailors who will follow your leadership?  Being a Navy trained submarine reactor operator, I could run the reactor for you.  But I won't  

[Hazard]

I'd rather buy a US SeaWolf class nuclear attack submarine... but they are a little pricey and it might be hard to convince the government to let me have one.

Where are you going to get 120 sailors who will follow your leadership?

I have my sources.

[Crazy_X]

I have my sources.

Trained monkeys are a no-no.

[j0k3r]

Hire kids from sweatshops?

[CrAz3D]

To pricy maybe?

[Yoni]

Repairs? These are palestinians! All they need is to load that one nuke on it, there'll be no need of repairs after it's been in combat.

Do I sense racial judgement?  

Sounds good to me...

[Adron]

Repairs? These are palestinians! All they need is to load that one nuke on it, there'll be no need of repairs after it's been in combat.

Do I sense racial judgement?  

Sounds good to me...

Of course, I see very clearly. If they'd been Israeli, they'd never had needed repairs, only rearming or scrapping - they go around shooting civilians, so they don't get any damage until the time they're blown up by a big bomb.

[Hazard]

I have my sources.

Trained monkeys are a no-no.

Peons.