Dear Assassin-{RC}

[j0k3r]

You're guys are getting out of control, look what I found on the WoW forums

Written by Chocobo~{RC}:

I've created a fully functional, all-inclusive hack program for the World of Warcraft Alpha, and I've taken steps to ensure it will work flawlessly with the final release. Upon release of WoW, I will make this program publicly available. Some of the included features included are:

-Godmode
-Infinite Gold
-PK Hacks that allow you to enter PvP combat with a player without consent.
-A level booster
-Spammer which can spam thousands of lines of text a second
-The ability to fly
-Insta Gib™ button which instantly slays any selected monsters or pesky GMs
-A wall hack
-Aimbot
-Anti-recoil script
-Speed hack
-Map hack
-Permanent invisibility
-The ability to freely edit your toon's stats
-The ability to unlock all spells and abilities
-The ability to complete all active quests with the click of a button
-The ability to alter the world in real time with the built in map editor
-The power to h4x teh intarweb
-The power to crash the GM's computers
-The power to unleash a horde of possibly radioactive spiders
-The ability to recieve a random item with a click of the Treasure button
-The ever-powerful ability to steal megahertz from other players
-The most sought out feature of all: 5.00 off on all backpacks from Wal-Mart

I logged onto the alpha servers to test this, and immediately had a run-in with the GM's. Fortunately for myself, I stoeleded tehre megahurts, Insta Gib™bed them, and then crashed their computers before they could do anything about me.

A screenshot showing most of the program's features and of me valiantly vanquishing Kat and GFraizer can be seen here:
http://www.royal-council.com/Forum/uploads/post-1-1077546844.jpg

The list:
FiNNkC
FreakShow
Netherscourge

[iago]

A screenshot, he says?  I'm glad I didn't get the alpha with graphics like that

[Yoni]

LOL
"omg h5x"
Classic

[Denial]

wow.... thats all i can is is wow

[CrAz3D]

I ... must ... download ... that.

It'll make me super ub33r 1337n355 0u7 7h3 f0r 5h1zLL3n355