Injuries

[CrackS]

When I was 6 or 7(can't remember) I was playing baseball with my freinds and one of their older borhters. Well my friends older brother was waiting to get up at bat and was doing some warm-up swings. I happened to be siiting next to him doing this and I got up as he was swinging. Once I got up the metal bat smacked me dead center in the forehead. I fell on the ground and blood was all over my face. Some how I didn't black out. I also have broke the bottom portion of my leg and broke 2 ribs in hockey games getting hit with slapshots.

[Archonist]

Let's see!

Alright, 4th Grade, I was biking and I tried jumping a huge gap, Fell right into it and screwed up my leg, nothing broken that time.

6th Grade, Skateboarding, Broke my wrists jumping off a roof.

7th Grade, I fought some kid, didn't get hurt in the fight but before the fight had happened a few days before he hurt my wrist really bad when he threw a baseball at it while I was turned around.

8th Grade, Skateboarding, again broke my wrist, While going way to fast down a hill I tried 360 flipping off the curb, so much for that idea.

9th Grade, (Current), Skateboarding, broke my wrist(figures) while skating with some friends at school, went to jump a poll, but my friend was standing there and I would've hit him so I bailed and hit my wrist on the pole.

[Hitmen]

How the hell did you land on your wrists jumping off a roof..?

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

I think he tried to put his hands out to stop himself, didnt think it worked too well.

[Maddox]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

[Adron]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

[Maddox]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

Did you have a sudden injury that made you an asshole?

[Adron]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

Did you have a sudden injury that made you an asshole?

No, I'm just judging from your posts. They seem slightly weird, which might be caused by some brain damage.

[Archonist]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

Did you have a sudden injury that made you an asshole?

Nope, blame my parents.

[Maddox]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

Did you have a sudden injury that made you an asshole?

No, I'm just judging from your posts. They seem slightly weird, which might be caused by some brain damage.

You mean post?

[Adron]

Last year I was at a meat plant and I fell in the meat shredder. They were able to turn off the machine, but not before I had lost both my arms and a leg. Fortunately, they were able to reattach them. The only problem was, they mixed up my left leg and arm so now I type with 1 foot.

Sure it didn't mash your brain too?

Did you have a sudden injury that made you an asshole?

No, I'm just judging from your posts. They seem slightly weird, which might be caused by some brain damage.

You mean post?

No, I mean posts. There was some other post that seemed a bit strange earlier, and now this one!

[Falcon[anti-yL]]

Why is this in the general computing anyway? lol