You know you're from...

[K]

Removed the ones that suck.
(Atlanta)

You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."

You only drink Coke or Diet Coke - drinking Pepsi is blasphemy.

The 8:00 AM rush hour is from 6:30 to 10:30 AM. The 5:00 PM rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:30 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon, and lasts through 2:00 AM Saturday.

You know to pronounce "Ponce De Leon" (Ave.) as "Pawns de Lee-on"

If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.

You know you're not allergic to pollen, because if you were you'd be dead already.

You've never gone around the block and ended up on the street you started on.

You haven't been downtown at night in years.

You know what "sunshine slowdown", "auto-flambe'", "topside" mean, and what color a H.E.R.O. is.

You've been in traffic on 85, 75, 20 or 400 wondering if your fuel, your cell-phone battery and your bladder will make it to the next exit, just 1/2 mile ahead.

I once had a terrible experience with the last one, sitting on 285 coming home from work.  I was seriously considering getting out of my car and taking a bathroom break on the side of the road.