Someone pinch me

[DarkMinion]

Then tell me we really didn't lose to a team that hadn't beaten us in 20 years.

Hazard, you're right, we do suck.  Although this year it's not our defense that sucks, it's our redzone offense.   4 redzone opportunities wasted.

[Grok]

Then tell me we really didn't lose to a team that hadn't beaten us in 20 years.

Hazard, you're right, we do suck.  Although this year it's not our defense that sucks, it's our redzone offense.   4 redzone opportunities wasted.

Well, at least you didn't lose again to a team that has inexplicably beaten you 5 prior times in a row.  At least two of those we should have won.  Make that 3 of 6 now.  Our offensive playcalling sucks.  We ran what, 5 plays, all night?  Rix couldn't but once (twice?) find his hot read.  Don't bother telling him what a TE is good for, he has no use for such things.  Bench that mofo.  He's a 5th year senior making mistakes that would get a high school QB benched, and he's starting for an offense that is loaded with All-American-type talent, and those guys can't do their jobs until he gets the ball to them.

[Hazard]

Florida State is a waste, disband the team and send the players to teams that have a chance and who don't have a relic for a coach.

[Grok]

Florida State is a waste, disband the team and send the players to teams that have a chance and who don't have a relic for a coach.

Yeh ok, 38-34.   Are you bitter?  You sound bitter.

[Hazard]

I am bitter against a team that aplauds felons.

[Grok]

Losers always talk about everything except football.

"Our academics kick your ass"
"Your players are stupid/felons/ugly/etc"
"Your stadium sucks"
"Your fans don't travel well"

Don't be a loser.  Enjoy college football.  Florida is one of the greatest teams in Div 1-A every year, and you're such a bitter asshole about it.  It's a couple down years, expected when a great coach leaves a school.

[Hazard]

Florida is one of the greatest D-1 teams every year, thanks for recognizing it. GO GATORS WOHOO!  

I do enjoy college football. I hate Florida State, its what makes it a rivalry. I might add that all of the non-football things you mentioned are all true, but that isn't the point.

Not exactly losers, Grok. Not exactly loser.

[Grok]

That should go without saying.  No team goes against the Florida Gators thinking they're playing a pushover.