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Started by j0k3r, August 06, 2004, 10:27 AM

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j0k3r

QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

quasi-modo

WAR EAGLE!
Quote(00:04:08) zdv17: yeah i quit doing that stuff cause it jacked up the power bill too much
(00:04:19) nick is a turtle: Right now im not paying the power bill though
(00:04:33) nick is a turtle: if i had to pay the electric bill
(00:04:47) nick is a turtle: id hibernate when i go to class
(00:04:57) nick is a turtle: or at least when i go to sleep
(00:08:50) zdv17: hibernating in class is cool.. esp. when you leave a drool puddle

CrAz3D

Quite awesome.

I saw a "Help Wanted" sign at a Taco Bell in Albuquerque, NM that said:

"Now hiring friendly people"

Who were they hiring before?

(sorry I can't find the picture of it right now)
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Quote from: Adron on January 28, 2005, 09:17 AMIn a way, I believe that religion is inherently evil, which includes Christianity. I'd also say Christianity is eviller than Buddhism (has more potential for evil).
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ChR0NiC

Once I saw a sign that was posted up for Taco Bell and it said.

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NOW UNDER NEW MAGAMENT!!!

For those who don't get it, it's supposed to say management.

hismajesty

A few weeks ago when I was on vacation the sign out front of one of the more popular restraunts there said "Now Hiring Fresh Fish." Obviously it was supposed to be read as seperate things, but I didn't read it like that. I didn't have my camera when we went to dinner there, and the next day they had changed it.

j0k3r

Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on August 06, 2004, 02:43 PM
A few weeks ago when I was on vacation the sign out front of one of the more popular restraunts there said "Now Hiring Fresh Fish." Obviously it was supposed to be read as seperate things, but I didn't read it like that. I didn't have my camera when we went to dinner there, and the next day they had changed it.
Camera phone! I'm telling you... These things are too priceless to miss.
QuoteAnyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin
John Vo

Netcooler

Saw this when I was in England in 2002:

ChR0NiC

You stole Yoni's avatar, you have lost all respect >:(

muert0

He made Yoni's avatar...
To lazy for slackware.

Yoni

Quote from: ChR0NiC on August 07, 2004, 01:57 PM
You stole Yoni's avatar, you have lost all respect >:(
NC is my best friend (IRL). He also has teh photoshop skillz I do not. Respect.