help with vb

[13-yr-Old-Newb]

I downloaded some shitty trial version of vb but I dont know the vb language.  Can someone teach me the basics?

[iago]

So I go out of my way to find you a free version of Visual Basic, and help you as much as I can, and you sit there and call it shitty?  That's just plain rude.

I can safely say that you are no longer welcome here.  

[13-yr-Old-Newb]

Im sorry iago   It is good but even you said that it was just a cheap trial version.  Im am very sorry if I offended you in any way.  You don't have to help me anymore,  You helped tons already and you didn't have to help me at all in the first place.  You chose to help me and I am very thinkful and sorry

[iago]

Note that this version, which I went out of my way to find for you, is almost the exact same as the normal version, except that you can't generate .exe files which isn't all that important for learning.

[13-yr-Old-Newb]

Okay, sorry.  Could

[CrAz3D]

I told you where to find VB6.

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

Why, oh why did you tell him to start with VB.

[j0k3r]

I downloaded some shitty trial version of vb but I dont know the vb language.  Can someone teach me the basics?

There are programs all over the place where university students teach kids how to program to help pay for their tuition, check the newspaper.

[iago]

Why, oh why did you tell him to start with VB.

Because he's clearly not smart enough to program in anything else.

[13-yr-Old-Newb]

Of course i'm not smart enough but to start with anything else but you don't have to put it in a way that sounds like your dissing me.  I'm not a total idiot,  I probably have the highest average in my grade.  You probably didn't mean in that kind of way but it didn't make me feel to good  

[iago]

Of course i'm not smart enough but to start with anything else but you don't have to put it in a way that sounds like your dissing me.  I'm not a total idiot,  I probably have the highest average in my grade.  You probably didn't mean in that kind of way but it didn't make me feel to good  

Actually, I did mean it that way, exactly that way.  At first I tried helping you, but that got nowhere so here we are.

[Crypticflare]

Quick iago, while his mind is moldable, turn him into your canadian pen-pal-slave so he can mail you pepsi every hour on the hour!

[ObsidianWolf]

I tried to help the Youth get a better version of vb, but it seems his enviroment is rather unstable.

[CrAz3D]

His "enviroment"?  Is he a canadain?

[ObsidianWolf]

I mean to state that his OS is unstable. My apologies for the misconception.