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What you look for in a girl

Started by jigsaw, December 02, 2005, 08:41 PM

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jigsaw

I want a girl that is down to have sex in public places, i want a girl who turns everyones heads, a girl who will invite other couples into the bedroom, a girl who swallows - thats a must, a girl that loves dirty sanchez and bukkake, and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......

QwertyMonster

Quote from: jigsaw on December 03, 2005, 01:12 PM
and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......

LOL!!! Hahhaha why :P

jigsaw

..because my cows have been sad lately.

WoOdTroll

Personally, eye color isn't a biggie, its just the contact has to be there. Shes gotta have atleast an ass, or some tits, I mean i can't live without one so.
Sure every guy wants a hot girl, but most of the time they're ditzy, so I like them to be smart atleast to manage her own.


WoOdTroll

Oh, and Jigsaw if the chick knows how to swallow good, shes a slut. We know what you want... A slut, moreover a hooker.

Ishbar

Oh so Jig wants a nice asian girl.  :P

jigsaw

im looking for a girl similar to this...