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Title: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: hismajesty on November 13, 2004, 05:28 AM
Original Post (I think.) (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/47785163.html)

Washington Post (near bottom):
"Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight," reads a recent posting on Craigslist.org, the popular nationwide bulletin board. "I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger." A joke? No, says Paul Valerio, 34, a graphic designer from Oakland, Calif., who told us yesterday that he's ready to rumble but hasn't gotten any takers yet. "I'm 6-foot-1 and 236 pounds. I think that's a heavyweight category," he said, then warned all comers: "I can hold my own." Guess all we need now to settle this is a willing red-stater and some airfare. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38130-2004Nov9.html)

Hey Jigsaw, don't you live around there? :P
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: j0k3r on November 13, 2004, 06:06 AM
[chant]Jigsaw, Jigsaw, Jigsaw[/chant]
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Vicious on November 13, 2004, 10:21 AM
I hope he kicks some republican ass.  8)
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Hazard on November 13, 2004, 12:03 PM
Quote from: Vicious on November 13, 2004, 10:21 AM
I hope he kicks some republican ass.  8)

He won't.

If I go check out California schools before Christmas I'll take him up on his offer. I'm his height and I'm 220 with over a decade of martial arts and 2 black belts :-P, I think I can handle the kid.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Hitmen on November 13, 2004, 01:16 PM
...why did he feel the need to write "Straight male"? He's looking for a fight, not someone to fuck.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Grok on November 13, 2004, 03:18 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on November 13, 2004, 01:16 PM
...why did he feel the need to write "Straight male"? He's looking for a fight, not someone to fuck.

Good point.  Some queer needs to kick his ass.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: j0k3r on November 13, 2004, 03:18 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on November 13, 2004, 01:16 PM
...why did he feel the need to write "Straight male"? He's looking for a fight, not someone to fuck.
Better to be safe than sorry I guess?
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: hismajesty on November 13, 2004, 04:05 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on November 13, 2004, 01:16 PM
...why did he feel the need to write "Straight male"? He's looking for a fight, not someone to fuck.

Yea I mentioned that on my site. Even if he were gay, he's a Democrat so why should he care? But yea, seriously, I did find that part funny. :P
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: DOOM on November 13, 2004, 07:33 PM
So if a homosexual or a female wanted to fight him, he'd refuse.  And here I thought Democrats were all about equal opportunities.  ;D
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Adron on November 14, 2004, 06:34 AM
Must be all about saving his ass if he loses.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: jigsaw on November 14, 2004, 11:19 AM
I cannot get any felonies.... I will never make S.W.A.T if a get a felony - but perhaps I can meet him and fight in "self defense" lol.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: quasi-modo on November 14, 2004, 12:00 PM
If he beats up a gay dude then it will be a hate crime.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: MyndFyre on November 14, 2004, 04:53 PM
Quote from: Grok on November 13, 2004, 03:18 PM
Quote from: Hitmen on November 13, 2004, 01:16 PM
...why did he feel the need to write "Straight male"? He's looking for a fight, not someone to fuck.

Good point.  Some queer needs to kick his ass.

That doesn't leave out Hazard yet.  :P

Again, I think the better majority of democrats are peaceful.  I think DOOM had a good point on the other thread that the nut-job dems tend to be more extreme in practices though.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: Vicious on November 15, 2004, 04:34 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2004, 12:00 PM
If he beats up a gay dude then it will be a hate crime.

Only if he beat him up because he's gay.
Title: Re: Peaceful? Please.
Post by: MyndFyre on November 15, 2004, 04:46 PM
Quote from: Vicious on November 15, 2004, 04:34 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2004, 12:00 PM
If he beats up a gay dude then it will be a hate crime.

Only if he beat him up because he's gay.

Think about the American justice system.  You may want to revise that statement.  :P