ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)
Where are my pants?! -Stealth (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always wearing pants arround her :( )
Post some!
Get your coat, youve pulled!
I am so sweet when u kiss me you will get cavities
This one almost always works:
"Baby, I'm a necropheliac....how good are you at playing dead?"
This one always works:
"Which one of your parents is retarted, because you sure are special."
Quote from: JoeTheOdd on September 28, 2004, 07:55 AM
ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)
Where are my pants?! -Stealth (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always wearing pants arround her :( )
Post some!
Who the hell is Dana?
"i screwed your mom"
Me: Sweet dreams my dearest
Her: Sweat dreams
(is this supposed to mean something?...gettin a little busy maybe?...)
True Story:
Me: Do you have a bandaid?
Girl: No Why?
Me: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you
Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.
Me: *Burninated*
Life rulez
You actually said burninated?!
Quote from: Mythix on September 30, 2004, 12:08 AM
Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.
One emotion: :D
Quote from: Mythix on September 30, 2004, 12:08 AM
Me: *Burninated*
I hope you didn't actually say that :'(
I mean, "Asterisk, burninated, asterik," won't impress females too much.
Unless they like dorks...
i spread my love like the legs of a crackwhore