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General => Fun Forumâ„¢ => Topic started by: Joe[x86] on September 28, 2004, 07:55 AM

Title: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Joe[x86] on September 28, 2004, 07:55 AM
ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)

Where are my pants?! -Stealth  (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always  wearing pants arround her :( )

Post some!
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Meh on September 28, 2004, 11:26 AM
Get your coat, youve pulled!
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: DeTaiLs on September 28, 2004, 06:29 PM
I am so sweet when u kiss me you will get cavities
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: K on September 28, 2004, 07:16 PM
This one almost always works:
"Baby, I'm a necropheliac....how good are you at playing dead?"

This one always works:
"Which one of your parents is retarted, because you sure are special."
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: warz on September 28, 2004, 07:44 PM
Quote from: JoeTheOdd on September 28, 2004, 07:55 AM
ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)

Where are my pants?! -Stealth  (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always  wearing pants arround her :( )

Post some!

Who the hell is Dana?
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 28, 2004, 08:08 PM
"i screwed your mom"
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: CrAz3D on September 29, 2004, 05:32 PM
Me: Sweet dreams my dearest
Her: Sweat dreams

(is this supposed to mean something?...gettin a little busy maybe?...)
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Crypticflare on September 30, 2004, 12:08 AM
True Story:

Me: Do you have a bandaid?
Girl: No Why?
Me: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you
Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.

Me: *Burninated*

Life rulez
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: CrAz3D on September 30, 2004, 05:00 PM
You actually said burninated?!
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Tasha on October 02, 2004, 08:31 AM
Quote from: Mythix on September 30, 2004, 12:08 AM

Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.

One emotion:  :D

Quote from: Mythix on September 30, 2004, 12:08 AM
Me: *Burninated*

I hope you didn't actually say that  :'(
I mean, "Asterisk, burninated, asterik," won't impress females too much.
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: muert0 on October 02, 2004, 03:54 PM
Unless they like dorks...
Title: Re: One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)
Post by: Noodlez on October 04, 2004, 10:53 PM
i spread my love like the legs of a crackwhore