One Liners (Ripoff of SB.net Thread)

[Joe[x86]]

ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)

Where are my pants?! -Stealth  (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always  wearing pants arround her )

Post some!

[Meh]

Get your coat, youve pulled!

[DeTaiLs]

I am so sweet when u kiss me you will get cavities

[K]

This one almost always works:
"Baby, I'm a necropheliac....how good are you at playing dead?"

This one always works:
"Which one of your parents is retarted, because you sure are special."

[warz]

ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed)

Where are my pants?! -Stealth  (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always  wearing pants arround her )

Post some!

Who the hell is Dana?

[Banana fanna fo fanna]

"i screwed your mom"

[CrAz3D]

Me: Sweet dreams my dearest
Her: Sweat dreams

(is this supposed to mean something?...gettin a little busy maybe?...)

[Crypticflare]

True Story:

Me: Do you have a bandaid?
Girl: No Why?
Me: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you
Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.

Me: *Burninated*

Life rulez

[CrAz3D]

You actually said burninated?!

[Tasha]

Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck.

One emotion: 

Me: *Burninated*

I hope you didn't actually say that 
I mean, "Asterisk, burninated, asterik," won't impress females too much.

[muert0]

Unless they like dorks...

[Noodlez]

i spread my love like the legs of a crackwhore