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Title: This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 18, 2004, 10:36 PM
The condom broke realllllll bad (all the way off). Yes there was stuff in it. What do I do?
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: SNiFFeR on September 18, 2004, 11:11 PM
Quote from: $t0rm on September 18, 2004, 10:36 PM
The condom broke realllllll bad (all the way off). Yes there was stuff in it. What do I do?

Get the moring after pill.
(has to be within MAX 5 days, recommended 2 days)

Or Abortion...

I was just in the same shit...lucky me, she had her period.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Eibro on September 18, 2004, 11:30 PM
Meowth. The same thing happend to the mighty Eibroaaar.
We had discussed things beforehand, just incase something like this happend. Therefore, she was on the pill and I had little to worry about.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: muert0 on September 19, 2004, 02:38 AM
The same thing happened to me one time. It was the only time.
I now have a two year old daughter. Try the morning after pilll like he said.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Soul Taker on September 19, 2004, 10:09 AM
Or, if she has birth control pills, just double the dosage (within a week of the incident).
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Grok on September 19, 2004, 10:16 AM
If she refuses to get an abortion, get an attorney immediately and request to exercise your rights to abort your paternity.  If your attorney says you cannot, that is the woman's choice, evoke the 4th amendment on his stupid ass and tell him that if the law allows a woman to end parenthood up to the 2nd trimester, then the father should be allowed the equal protection of law.

Well, then get an attorney who understands the constitution and is not afraid of the court.

But overall, if she decides to play a little power trip, remember if she has the legal rights to decide whether to keep it up to a certain date, then the law MUST allow you the same rights up to the same date.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 19, 2004, 10:52 AM
She is on birth control pills but I'm still freaking out. And she's pro-abortion.

I'm still freaking out; I didn't sleep at all last night.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: SNiFFeR on September 19, 2004, 11:16 AM
Quote from: $t0rm on September 19, 2004, 10:52 AM
She is on birth control pills but I'm still freaking out. And she's pro-abortion.

I'm still freaking out; I didn't sleep at all last night.

Yeah, try it without the gf being on birth control... and it happening right after her period waiting till she gets it a month later ;).
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Akamas on September 19, 2004, 11:37 AM
Quote from: $t0rm on September 18, 2004, 10:36 PM
The condom broke realllllll bad (all the way off). Yes there was stuff in it. What do I do?

Drink it
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 19, 2004, 12:46 PM
Quote from: SNiFFeR on September 19, 2004, 11:16 AM
and it happening right after her period waiting till she gets it a month later ;).

Same here.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Meh on September 19, 2004, 01:05 PM
Dont worry, man. My friend had the same problem except he was just turning 16 and she was 17. He was white for a week but it came to nothing. If shes taken the pill itll be ok. How old are you for curioues sake?
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 19, 2004, 02:05 PM
16
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Meh on September 19, 2004, 02:16 PM
I dont see how your so worried. You beat me to it anyway and im 17. Its probably cos im too lazy to get out. :( As long as shes at least 16 then your ok.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: muert0 on September 19, 2004, 02:24 PM
She's on birth control. That's 99.9% effective. Just wait a month and get a pregnancy test. You have months before abortion is to late. And get a job if you don't have one to pay for an abortion. Or in some states it's free. Like california.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Arta on September 19, 2004, 03:11 PM
Is the morning-after pill available to minors in the US?
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 19, 2004, 03:16 PM
Yes. For free and confidential.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: hismajesty on September 19, 2004, 03:45 PM
Quote from: Arta[vL] on September 19, 2004, 03:11 PM
Is the morning-after pill available to minors in the US?

Yes. I don't see why it wouldn't be since, legally, minors can have sex here.

Isn't $t0rms dad an attorney? Ask him to represent you if things take a turn for the worst. :P
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 19, 2004, 06:26 PM
How the hell did you know that!?!?!
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Newby on September 19, 2004, 07:17 PM
Quote from: $t0rm on September 19, 2004, 06:26 PM
How the hell did you know that!?!?!
To quote Archon:

"I'm a certified stalker."

Just imagine Trust saying it. ;)
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: hismajesty on September 19, 2004, 07:45 PM
Quote from: $t0rm on September 19, 2004, 06:26 PM
How the hell did you know that!?!?!

In a post a long time ago you were talking about a staff member at your school and put "he was a witness in my dads case" or something to that effect. :)
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: iago on September 19, 2004, 07:54 PM
I think, minor sex being illegal or not, they would prefer that kids get access to birth control rather than have unwanted children.

It's like here, a couple weeks ago, they gave away free crackpipes/matches/condoms.  The idea being, people are going to do it anyway, irregardless if it's illegal, so they'd might as well do it safely.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: hismajesty on September 19, 2004, 08:01 PM
lmao @ giving away crackpipes.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Soul Taker on September 20, 2004, 07:57 AM
I'm telling you, if she doubles her birth control dosage, it's basically the same exact thing as taking the morning after pill.  The morning after pill is just double the amount of hormones in a birth control pill.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: muert0 on September 20, 2004, 08:19 AM
Yeah. I wouldn't play around with mixing different types of birth control or just doubling the dose. I'd call a doctor.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Eibro on September 20, 2004, 10:29 AM
Same thing happend to my parents.




Now they have a 17 year old son.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Soul Taker on September 20, 2004, 12:22 PM
Quote from: Eibro[yL] on September 20, 2004, 10:29 AM
Same thing happend to my parents.




Now they have a 17 year old son.
Sucks for them.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: K on September 20, 2004, 01:58 PM
Quote from: Soul Taker on September 20, 2004, 07:57 AM
I'm telling you, if she doubles her birth control dosage, it's basically the same exact thing as taking the morning after pill.  The morning after pill is just double the amount of hormones in a birth control pill.

Hold on, I'm confused.  Why are we freaked out if she's on the pill? IIRC the "failure rate" of the pill is about 9%, which is only due to forgetting to take it.

Summary: my girlfriend's on the pill.  She takes it every day at the same time; I have no children yet.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: SNiFFeR on September 20, 2004, 02:43 PM
Quote from: K on September 20, 2004, 01:58 PM
Quote from: Soul Taker on September 20, 2004, 07:57 AM
I'm telling you, if she doubles her birth control dosage, it's basically the same exact thing as taking the morning after pill.  The morning after pill is just double the amount of hormones in a birth control pill.

Hold on, I'm confused.  Why are we freaked out if she's on the pill? IIRC the "failure rate" of the pill is about 9%, which is only due to forgetting to take it.

Summary: my girlfriend's on the pill.  She takes it every day at the same time; I have no children yet.

Yeah that's what I thought, but he didnt say anything about her being on the pill in the very beginning so...
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 20, 2004, 08:44 PM
She went to the doctor. It's all OK.
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Hazard on September 29, 2004, 08:58 PM
Quote from: Eibro[yL] on September 18, 2004, 11:30 PM
Meowth. The same thing happend to the mighty Eibroaaar.
We had discussed things beforehand, just incase something like this happend. Therefore, she was on the pill and I had little to worry about.

Doubling up on protection is a fairly safe bet when you're talking about using DIFFERENT types of contraceptives (such as condom plus the pill).
Title: Re:This is for real.
Post by: Eibro on September 29, 2004, 09:27 PM
Quote from: Hazard on September 29, 2004, 08:58 PM
Quote from: Eibro[yL] on September 18, 2004, 11:30 PM
Meowth. The same thing happend to the mighty Eibroaaar.
We had discussed things beforehand, just incase something like this happend. Therefore, she was on the pill and I had little to worry about.

Doubling up on protection is a fairly safe bet when you're talking about using DIFFERENT types of contraceptives (such as condom plus the pill).
Yeah, I wouldn't do it with just one right now. I'd much rather support my future children than have hard working tax payers do it.
Title: Re: This is for real.
Post by: warz on September 29, 2004, 10:16 PM
Give birth to the kid and then sell his organs on the black market.  This way you can recieve money and then buy more expensive condoms and hoes to use them on.
Title: Re: This is for real.
Post by: muert0 on September 29, 2004, 10:44 PM
I'm either starting an army or my own lawn service depending on when I decide to stop.
Title: Re: This is for real.
Post by: hismajesty on September 30, 2004, 01:58 PM
Start an army?
Title: Re: This is for real.
Post by: Banana fanna fo fanna on September 30, 2004, 02:56 PM
Quote from: warz on September 29, 2004, 10:16 PM
Give birth to the kid and then sell his organs on the black market. This way you can recieve money and then buy more expensive condoms and hoes to use them on.

YES.