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Title: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Thing on February 14, 2004, 12:13 PM
It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!
This is another exciting contest where the winner will receive a fabulous prize!

After snooping around on the vl server and finding pictures of some of the members, I realized
that none of you look like what my minds eye envisioned.  Because of this supernatural revelation,
I am holding this contest to find out what you think I look like.

You can use any form of answer that you want.
Examples would be:

1.  Height = 6'7"
   Weight = 497lbs.
   Hair = Black
   Race = Asian
   Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail.  He eats his food with his fingers
   and farts constantly.

2.  He looks like a combination of Geddy Lee and Pamela Anderson.

As with the Desktop War, this contest comes complete with a fabulous prize which is TBA.
The winner will be the one that comes closest to describing me.  I might even post a pic.

Good Luck!
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: iago on February 14, 2004, 12:17 PM
I think I saw a picture of you once.   Let's see, hair down to your ass and the eyes (stare) of a serial killer?
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Yoni on February 14, 2004, 01:46 PM
He looks like a combination of LeChuck from Monkey Island (http://www.visceralrevolt.com/pix/lechuck.jpg) and Bernard from Day of the Tentacle (http://users.otenet.gr/~charral/dott/shot03.gif).
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Meh on February 14, 2004, 01:53 PM
Um, you have many arms, can take the shape of a creature you kill. You are trying to take over an antartic base at present.
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Newby on February 14, 2004, 01:59 PM
He's his avatar I tells ye!@
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Hitmen on February 14, 2004, 02:03 PM
He's 6'10", weighs 400 pounds, and eats small children for breakfast.
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Grok on February 14, 2004, 02:05 PM
Quote from: Thing on February 14, 2004, 12:13 PM
It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!

1.  Height = 6'7"
   Weight = 497lbs.
   Hair = Black
   Race = Asian
   Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail.  He eats his food with his fingers
   and farts constantly.

You think you're so smart.  By posting a description of yourself, everyone will think you look nothing like that, and will guess the opposite.  Well Mr Smarty, you're not fooling everyone.
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Thing on February 14, 2004, 02:07 PM
iago, I'm offended by that "Serial Killer" crack.  Let's not bring my criminal history into this please.
Title: Re:Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: UserLoser. on February 14, 2004, 08:55 PM
Height = 6'3"
   Weight = 267lbs.
   Hair = Dark
   Race = White
   Notes: He eats his food with his fingers and farts constantly.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: iago on March 12, 2005, 10:36 AM
*resurrects this thread*
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: QwertyMonster on March 12, 2005, 12:04 PM
Quote from: iago on March 12, 2005, 10:36 AM
*resurrects this thread*

*kills this thread*
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Blaze on March 12, 2005, 12:17 PM
Your profile tells me your 4 year old girl, and you live in texas.

Height 6'2"
Weight = 254lb
Race = White
Notes: Lives in a server case
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: hismajesty on March 12, 2005, 03:48 PM
Yes, I'm assuming Thing is rather tall - judging by his hands.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Blaze on March 12, 2005, 03:51 PM
I have very small hands, yet I am tall. :-\
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: shout on March 12, 2005, 04:49 PM
Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: QwertyMonster on March 12, 2005, 05:16 PM
Quote from: Shout on March 12, 2005, 04:49 PM
Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?

You?
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: hismajesty on March 12, 2005, 06:18 PM
Quote from: Shout on March 12, 2005, 04:49 PM
Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?

Shut up. There's a forum made for this stuff.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Blaze on March 12, 2005, 06:31 PM
Who is this albino person you are talking about. I think that being albino is one of the coolest things ever.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
Height = 5' 11"
Weight = 185 lbs.
Hair = light brown and very long
I live in a shoebox.
I like pizza and German Beir.
I am not really a 4 year old girl.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: QwertyMonster on March 15, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
I am not really a 4 year old girl.

Liar ;)
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: shout on March 15, 2005, 11:03 AM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
I am not really a 4 year old girl.

Thats not what you said last night!
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: iago on March 15, 2005, 11:47 AM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
I like pizza and German Beir.

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Thing on March 15, 2005, 01:07 PM
Quote from: iago on March 15, 2005, 11:47 AM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
I like pizza and German Beir.

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).
I heard the same thing.  Bud is a foul beerlike substance that poisons humans.  I only drink it when I have no other choice, or if it's free.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: Master_Nabo on March 16, 2005, 12:18 PM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 01:07 PM
I heard the same thing.  Bud is a foul beerlike substance that poisons humans.  I only drink it when I have no other choice, or if it's free.

Haha, that's good.  Only drink Bud when it's free.

But really, that is a strange story.  What are those people thinking, only allowing Bud beer there.  Germany is the home of great beer, and Bud will ruin that.  Darn, I guess I'll never get me some of that excellent German beer.
Title: Re: Another mindnumbing contest!
Post by: CrAz3D on March 16, 2005, 12:51 PM
Quote from: iago on March 15, 2005, 11:47 AM
Quote from: Thing on March 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
I like pizza and German Beir.

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).
Free.............mmmmmmm, yum