Another mindnumbing contest!

[Thing]

It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!
This is another exciting contest where the winner will receive a fabulous prize!

After snooping around on the vl server and finding pictures of some of the members, I realized
that none of you look like what my minds eye envisioned.  Because of this supernatural revelation,
I am holding this contest to find out what you think I look like.

You can use any form of answer that you want.
Examples would be:

1.  Height = 6'7"
   Weight = 497lbs.
   Hair = Black
   Race = Asian
   Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail.  He eats his food with his fingers
   and farts constantly.

2.  He looks like a combination of Geddy Lee and Pamela Anderson.

As with the Desktop War, this contest comes complete with a fabulous prize which is TBA.
The winner will be the one that comes closest to describing me.  I might even post a pic.

Good Luck!

[iago]

I think I saw a picture of you once.   Let's see, hair down to your ass and the eyes (stare) of a serial killer?

[Yoni]

He looks like a combination of LeChuck from Monkey Island and Bernard from Day of the Tentacle.

[Meh]

Um, you have many arms, can take the shape of a creature you kill. You are trying to take over an antartic base at present.

[Newby]

He's his avatar I tells ye!@

[Hitmen]

He's 6'10", weighs 400 pounds, and eats small children for breakfast.

[Grok]

It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!

1.  Height = 6'7"
   Weight = 497lbs.
   Hair = Black
   Race = Asian
   Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail.  He eats his food with his fingers
   and farts constantly.

You think you're so smart.  By posting a description of yourself, everyone will think you look nothing like that, and will guess the opposite.  Well Mr Smarty, you're not fooling everyone.

[Thing]

iago, I'm offended by that "Serial Killer" crack.  Let's not bring my criminal history into this please.

[UserLoser.]

Height = 6'3"
   Weight = 267lbs.
   Hair = Dark
   Race = White
   Notes: He eats his food with his fingers and farts constantly.

[iago]

*resurrects this thread*

[QwertyMonster]

*resurrects this thread*

*kills this thread*

[Blaze]

Your profile tells me your 4 year old girl, and you live in texas.

Height 6'2"
Weight = 254lb
Race = White
Notes: Lives in a server case

[hismajesty]

Yes, I'm assuming Thing is rather tall - judging by his hands.

[Blaze]

I have very small hands, yet I am tall.

[shout]

Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?