Valhalla Legends Archive

General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM

Title: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: MyndFyre on May 25, 2008, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Yegg on May 25, 2008, 01:02 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre[vL] on May 25, 2008, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Newby on May 25, 2008, 01:21 AM
Quote from: Yegg on May 25, 2008, 01:02 AM
Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..

Not just a helicopter. A celebrity helicopter. The helicopter from Airwolf!

What struck me as odd was:

QuoteBut he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

No one thinks to stop him while he's going at it on the showroom floor? :|
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Ringo on May 25, 2008, 02:53 AM
LOL
Wunder how many people this guy has decked for saying "nice car"
Brings a new meaning to "my car is a great ride", "pimp my ride" and "car rental"
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Barabajagal on May 25, 2008, 04:07 AM
Once again, humanity brings home that animals will try to copulate with just about anything.

I find it amusing that this topic is even of any interest or importance.
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: Dale on May 25, 2008, 11:26 AM
Quote from: Yegg on May 25, 2008, 01:02 AM
Quote from: MyndFyre[vL] on May 25, 2008, 12:06 AM
Quote from: Dale on May 24, 2008, 11:14 PM
Quote from: Yegg on May 24, 2008, 08:23 PM
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/


...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..

Dude, I'd imagine that if you had gasoline on your penis it'd burn like a bitch!
Title: Re: Vehicular Sex
Post by: disco on May 25, 2008, 12:17 PM
Wax on, Wacks off!