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Title: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Invert on December 27, 2005, 08:13 PM
The United States can destroy the world (about) 700 times over.

The U.S. nuclear arsenal today includes 5,400 warheads loaded on intercontinental ballistic missiles at land and sea; an additional 1,750 nuclear bombs and cruise missiles ready to be launched from B-2 and B-52 bombers; a further 1,670 nuclear weapons classified as "tactical." And just in case, an additional 10,000 or so nuclear warheads held in bunkers around the United States as a "hedge" against future surprises.

<sings>We got the whole world in our hands, we got the whole wide world in our hands...


What say you now funny man?!
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 27, 2005, 08:57 PM
I'd laugh if your country blew itself up.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 27, 2005, 09:27 PM
Well its true, do you need to blow up the world 700x? Where are we gonna live the moon? God you Americans think building this shit is fun, and a big joke. You need a max of 20 nukes, and even that is too much.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: CrAz3D on December 27, 2005, 09:44 PM
It could be fun to build something like that.
So much has to go into it just to get it right
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 27, 2005, 09:45 PM
So much for your money going on useful things for the public. Like roads, education etc.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: effect on December 27, 2005, 09:50 PM
Highest defecit in the world, but dont worry u got nukes its all sweet...

ignorance much.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: CrAz3D on December 27, 2005, 09:55 PM
Flipping through things I see that Spain's deficit might be the same size/larger.  Do you have any articles that say we have the largest deficit?  Also, is it deficit total or per person?
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Lenny on December 27, 2005, 10:50 PM
Is this referring to that other post?  Because I think it's funny how the US never kept very close inventory of their weapons if they overshot their production by (about) 69,900%.  I guess public education is also lacking a little in math  ;D

And having nuclear weapons doesn't actually show power, it just shows that you're going to try to take as many people with you when you die...You could easily equate it to the guy who has a jacket of dynamite....An act of desperation.

Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: disco on December 27, 2005, 11:24 PM
Our nukes are only useful if our ghost stays cloaked long enough to make sure they hit. 
</3 detectors.

Seriously though, don't piss us off!
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Networks on December 28, 2005, 10:11 AM
Invert will you have my babies? lol this is the funniest counter post I've seen.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Invert on December 28, 2005, 10:42 AM
Quote from: Networks on December 28, 2005, 10:11 AM
Invert will you have my babies? lol this is the funniest counter post I've seen.

Yes I will. You are the only one that recognized that this post was intended to be funny.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 28, 2005, 03:17 PM
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Falcon[anti-yL] on December 28, 2005, 05:59 PM
Quote from: WoOdTroll on December 28, 2005, 03:17 PM
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.
Really? Wow I never knew The United States will blow up along with the rest of the world...
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: topaz on December 28, 2005, 08:39 PM
Quote from: WoOdTroll on December 28, 2005, 03:17 PM
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.

If you knew how nuclear fusion worked, you know how unlikely they'd just blow themselves up.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Warrior on December 28, 2005, 08:56 PM
ahah where is he at Canada? You'd be gone too buddy.

But seriously, I don't they'd ever use them all at once so counting in "they can blow up the world xxx times" is pretty dumb. Unless the entire government turns into kamikazis and decides that they hate humanity.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Maddox on December 29, 2005, 01:44 AM
Not to mention we control the GPS satellite that Europe depends on.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 29, 2005, 02:10 AM
Or earthquakes, some sort of natural disaster that could trigger it to occur, not saying it will happen, but who knows.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Joe[x86] on December 29, 2005, 02:43 AM
Quote from: Topaz on December 28, 2005, 01:56 PM
We assert our power through our nuclear arsenal, duh. Who wants to fuck with someone who can destroy the world 700 times over?

Osama.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: CrAz3D on December 29, 2005, 09:36 AM
I don't think they're assembled.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Joe[x86] on December 29, 2005, 09:38 AM
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: CrAz3D on December 29, 2005, 12:36 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 29, 2005, 09:38 AM
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!
WTF are you talking about?
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: effect on December 29, 2005, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 29, 2005, 09:38 AM
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!


Yer like wtf? i knew you where a retard... but this, this is just over the top
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: WoOdTroll on December 30, 2005, 03:28 AM
If some country hits the USA with a nuke, you're telling me you won't have any to send back asap?




;)
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: Grok on December 30, 2005, 10:27 AM
It's no wonder the world views Americans as redneck hillbilly cowboy marine mental cases who just want to flaunt their big stick, big penis, big truck and big weapons.  Opinions like these show no regard for mankind, only regard for self.  How can we lead as a nation of self governed if this is the best material as persons we have available?  Why would anyone wish to follow our lead?  Where is personal responsibility in what one says?
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: CrAz3D on December 30, 2005, 11:12 AM
People look out for #1, we look out for ourselves, America is the biggest & best right now.  China is getting close, we need to stop that.
If we aren't #1 then we get the short end of everything, we have to make sure we are the biggest & best at everything.
Title: Re: LOL @ Other world nations
Post by: dx on December 30, 2005, 02:55 PM
Heil Hitler.