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Title: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 05, 2005, 11:13 PM
...I've officially banged 2 girls I met on myspace... haha myspace is a huge ass orgy of girls who go to clubs and take pics for myspace. Today, I met up with a girl from myspace we had lunch, we had 2 glasses of wine and we fucked - i almost feel like an internet stalker, because its wierd, and its happened twice with 2 different chicks... what is htis world coming to?... its wonderful!
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 05, 2005, 11:14 PM
and ive slept with every single girl on my myspace friends list except 3 or 4 of them because they live so far away. www.myspace.com/mattschoen
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Newby on December 05, 2005, 11:26 PM
Lmfao.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: UserLoser. on December 05, 2005, 11:34 PM
Quote from: Newby on December 05, 2005, 11:26 PM
Lmfao.





^ I was going to reply this..but he did it for me ^
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 05, 2005, 11:59 PM
i'm telling you guys, find your local myspace sluts and take them out for a seafood dinner and NEVER call them back! "Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: CrAz3D on December 06, 2005, 07:00 PM
I haven't ever met anyone on MySpace that I've taken out,...nor have  I ever told a lie
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: teamstfu on December 06, 2005, 07:11 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on December 06, 2005, 07:00 PM
I haven't ever met anyone on MySpace that I've taken out,...nor have  I ever told a lie

But you met someone on Facebook!  ;)
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Tazo on December 07, 2005, 06:01 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on December 06, 2005, 07:00 PM
nor have  I ever told a lie
:o wow you must also go to church and think of yourself as Honest Abe  :-*
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: QwertyMonster on December 07, 2005, 09:44 AM
jigsaw, do you have a girlfriend or married? If so, aren't what you are doing called 'cheating'? :P
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 07, 2005, 09:57 AM
When you're under 25 its called experiencing life.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Meh on December 07, 2005, 02:12 PM
Or a man slut.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: hismajesty on December 07, 2005, 03:08 PM
Jigsaw is what all men aspire to be.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: dx on December 07, 2005, 04:13 PM
hmm, alright jigsaw i agree with you. myspace is the promise land..
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: CrAz3D on December 07, 2005, 05:07 PM
Facebook is good too.  Although that is generally for more "normal" down to earth people to stay in touch & what not
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 07, 2005, 09:31 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on December 07, 2005, 05:07 PM
Facebook is good too.  Although that is generally for more "normal" down to earth people to stay in touch & what not

IE: Have sex AGAIN with them.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Meh on December 08, 2005, 08:24 AM
You wanna go with a hump and dump attitude for most people you meet online.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Mystical on December 09, 2005, 02:42 PM
 

so true about myspace.. just do a search for girls less then 5 miles from you, 'mostly old high school girls you know' and your getting some, they all are giviing it up, there on myspace to pimpit also..
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Tazo on December 13, 2005, 05:54 AM
did you guys hear about that myspace bitch that killed himself
http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
http://clippitsuicide.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Explicit on December 13, 2005, 11:47 AM
Quote from: Tazo on December 13, 2005, 05:54 AM
did you guys hear about that myspace bitch that killed himself
http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
http://clippitsuicide.ytmnd.com/

It's people like that who need to view life in retrospect.  They create such an intense world for themselves, and rather than pulling out the positive aspects of their lives, they do just the opposite and take it upon themselves to see the negatives and only the negatives.  It's sickening.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: QwertyMonster on December 13, 2005, 03:00 PM
jloveb myspace:
Last Login: 12/12/2005

Or am i missing the point somewhere here?
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Tazo on December 13, 2005, 05:01 PM
someone hacked his name duh  :o
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Newby on December 13, 2005, 05:33 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on December 13, 2005, 11:47 AM
They create such an intense world for themselves, and rather than pulling out the positive aspects of their lives, they do just the opposite and take it upon themselves to see the negatives and only the negatives.  It's sickening.

I do that, but you don't see me killing myself over so much negativity.

(I'm pessimistic.)
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Joe[x86] on December 13, 2005, 07:04 PM
Yeah, Newby will go get drunk and frag for hours at a LAN part, then come home and bitch all night about the chicken wings getting there late.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Newby on December 13, 2005, 07:05 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 13, 2005, 07:04 PM
Yeah, Newby will go get drunk and frag for hours at a LAN part, then come home and bitch all night about the chicken wings getting there late.

Or not getting there at all*.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 15, 2005, 09:52 AM
how do you know he really killed himself?
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on December 15, 2005, 09:55 AM
people that kill themselves deserve to die, so pathetic, no respect - and he goes to hell... whats hte point?
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Explicit on December 15, 2005, 02:16 PM
The point is that they could be applying themselves to something more greater and worthwhile; constant indulgence in pessimism is useless.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: QwertyMonster on December 15, 2005, 02:53 PM
On the point of people killing themselves.

On runescape ( www.runescape.com ) somebody lost a "White Party Hat" by getting scammed, so he killed himself. There was another unknown reason to him killing himself though, that nobody knows.. :-\
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: hismajesty on December 15, 2005, 03:05 PM
I know one time when I lost source code that I had been working on a for a long time (it was during a format, I thought I had backed it up) I wanted to kill myself.

I didn't though. :P
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: CrAz3D on December 15, 2005, 03:18 PM
I love me, I don't want to kill me, maybe if I were about to kill me...only then would, in self defense, kill myself
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Joe[x86] on December 15, 2005, 04:39 PM
Religious post, ROT13'd to avoid whiners.

Gur bayl jnl gb pbzzvg fhvpvqr naq abg tb gb uryy vf vs lbh'er orvat gbegherq, be fbzrguvat ryfr, V sbetbg.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Newby on December 15, 2005, 04:43 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on December 15, 2005, 09:52 AM
how do you know he really killed himself?

Considering the news covered it, I'd assume it was real. Otherwise he pranked the general public really good.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: CrAz3D on December 15, 2005, 04:51 PM
Quote from: Joe on December 15, 2005, 04:39 PM
Religious post, ROT13'd to avoid whiners.

The only way to commit suicide and not go to hell is if you're being tortured, or something else, I forgot.
I don't even know so far as that.  In hardcore religion I don't think you can kill yourself
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Mystical on January 13, 2006, 09:49 AM
Gun: $234
ammo: $20

logging in myspace after your own suicide: priceless.

Not to bring up dead topics, but yea dude commits suicide but then logs on after his own death?
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Newby on January 13, 2006, 03:32 PM
It's not hard to figure out his password after he died. I'm guessing they confiscated the computer and managed to get the password, and it somehow got leaked to the press?

(I noticed he was logged in too, but eh?)
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Mystical on January 13, 2006, 04:15 PM
Well, if its true i could probley find out living a whole not even 30 mins from there i know people that went to that school back then, i'll see if i can find something else.. Even if he did die, I don't think n-e one would worry about getting on his myspace to tell people that, and actually how did n-e one find out? he changed his song on his profile to death? and did what posted a bulletin saying blah blah died at this time blah. hrmz. i'll look into it when i get bored.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: hismajesty on January 13, 2006, 04:23 PM
 He posted a bulletin saying he was going to kill himself

by the way, it's real...there is a news article on it somewhere.

it's possible the police, his parents, friends, etc. logged in on his account too. Or that somebody hacked it, but probably not.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Mystical on January 14, 2006, 02:41 AM
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: UserLoser on January 14, 2006, 04:45 AM
Quote from: MyStiCaL on January 14, 2006, 02:41 AM
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.

Generally emo/goths are like that.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: hismajesty on January 14, 2006, 07:14 AM
Quote from: MyStiCaL on January 14, 2006, 02:41 AM
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.

Dude. He was emo.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:32 AM
WTF is emo? i never got that.
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Mystical on January 14, 2006, 10:28 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:32 AM
WTF is emo? i never got that.

emo = Emotional

emo music is like emotional music they talk about sad things like there dog dying and whining about it ect..
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: Trance on January 26, 2006, 06:36 PM
Quote from: MyStiCaL on January 14, 2006, 10:28 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:32 AM
WTF is emo? i never got that.

emo = Emotional

emo music is like emotional music they talk about sad things like there dog dying and whining about it ect..
Or thier dad giving them a BMW which gives them some irrational reason to be sad. Yeah, that's deep.

And can you really call it music? I mean it's like they never bothered to even try to learn thier instruments..
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: CrAz3D on January 29, 2006, 10:52 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on January 14, 2006, 11:32 AM
WTF is emo? i never got that.
As I recall reading, they're an off shoot of the punk movement of the mid 80s that is just now becoming mainstream.

Also, they're pansy selves are very anti-prep kinda folks in almost a discriminatory way...however they're generally all/mostly homo/bi & cut themselves because they are discriminated against because they're different.

It is my personal experience that most of them come not from poverty, but from the regular middle to upper class families & really don't have anything to complain about, they just want to annoye their parents with their long black hair.
Not to mention that when all the other emo kids have long black hair they complain about that they want to be different but they tend to "set trends".
Title: Re: TALES FROM MYSPACE
Post by: quasi-modo on January 29, 2006, 11:27 PM
I just hate how hardcore and even metalcore is getting lumped with emo these days though.