I definately think we should charge a monthly fee of $1.26. I think it will eliminate all these douchebags of whom we do not want typing on our beloved forum.
$1.26?...
Would there be some sort of discount if one were to pay for a full year @ once? Would members of Clan vL be required to pay? Would leaeders of vL have to pay?
why 1.26?
If you have to ask why to pay that amount or why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
Quote from: UserLoser on November 04, 2005, 01:13 PM
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?
I'm not wanted. :(
jigsaw is gay
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 04, 2005, 01:37 PM
Quote from: UserLoser on November 04, 2005, 01:13 PM
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?
Typo, no big deal..
Quote from: UserLoser on November 04, 2005, 02:07 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 04, 2005, 01:37 PM
Quote from: UserLoser on November 04, 2005, 01:13 PM
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?
Typo, no big deal..
But still, why $1.26?
...or deleting/banning accounts work as well.
Quote from: UserLoser on November 04, 2005, 01:13 PM
If you have to ask why to pay that amount or why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
A small fee does not bother me, it's just a very odd amount.
A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.
I'd rather spend it towards something productive.
What would we get out of it? Some people would just move to non charging forums. I would.
a $1.26 USD sounded good at the time... but now Im thinking a small lump sum of 37 yen would probably do. Of course Acid Angel would have to pay-per-view because he is a bumbling fuck nut who trucks boys in the ass and doesn't even give the common courtesy to give them a reach around. 'nuff said.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 05, 2005, 01:55 PM
a $1.26 USD sounded good at the time... but now Im thinking a small lump sum of 37 yen would probably do. Of course Acid Angel would have to pay-per-view because he is a bumbling fuck nut who trucks boys in the ass and doesn't even give the common courtesy to give them a reach around. 'nuff said.
Yen eh? What about a few canadian dollars? :D
When I truck people in the butt I always give them a reach around, am I still welcome here?
people =/= boys, quasi
my love for jigsaw is spilling the borders of the love pool
I'm scared...
This will never happen. However you can always thank Thing whenever you see him for providing all of us with his lovely bandwidth. :-*
Quote from: Yoni on November 05, 2005, 03:46 PM
my love for jigsaw is spilling the borders of the love pool
Mine too.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 05, 2005, 02:21 PM
people =/= boys, quasi
A butt is a butt, it really doesn't matter too me. But I guess there isn't really a point to giving a girl a reach around, now is there?
Quote from: Newby on November 05, 2005, 12:52 PM
A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.
I'd rather spend it towards something productive.
Wtf, you are probably the richest person I know (not counting Trust, of course ;))
Quote from: iago on November 07, 2005, 07:19 PM
Quote from: Newby on November 05, 2005, 12:52 PM
A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.
I'd rather spend it towards something productive.
Wtf, you are probably the richest person I know (not counting Trust, of course ;))
Well, I'd rather spend it towards something productive. Like an XBox 360!
I never wanted an xbox/360 or any other console, but a friend of mine just recently modded his xbox and put in a 120, he has so many movies on that thing now. It is very very conveiniant, I almost want one just so I can do things like that, and of course rip games from gamefly or block buster to the hdd.
And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 07, 2005, 07:33 PM
I never wanted an xbox/360 or any other console, but a friend of mine just recently modded his xbox and put in a 120, he has so many movies on that thing now. It is very very conveiniant, I almost want one just so I can do things like that, and of course rip games from gamefly or block buster to the hdd.
My friend has a modchip like that, with a 300gb hard-drive.
It's so. Fucking. Awesome!
They had a playable xbox 360 in Walmart yesterday, omg, it...was....awesome.
Quote from: l)ragon on November 07, 2005, 07:41 PM
And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?
Word to this
Quote from: CrAz3D on November 07, 2005, 08:08 PM
Quote from: l)ragon on November 07, 2005, 07:41 PM
And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?
Word to this
I'm definitely one of those "tight asses".
They're just trying to get rid of dirt poor people like me! :'(
Well, the audience who wouldn't pay is obvious...
Why would pay is the question! :P
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get. From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
Quote from: Blaze on November 07, 2005, 11:01 PM
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get. From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
To posting about people being off topic
Quote from: Blaze on November 07, 2005, 11:01 PM
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get. From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
Maybe we should be charged by the post then rather... that would make us use our posts more wisely. It would solve any whore / spam problems.
Quote from: Blaze on November 07, 2005, 11:01 PM
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get. From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
Are you suggesting that, when you're talking to a group of friends in real life, you all stick to the topic? No, of course not, since that's not how conversations progress. So what's wrong with doing it on a forum, exactly?
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 09:21 AM
Quote from: Blaze on November 07, 2005, 11:01 PM
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get. From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
Maybe we should be charged by the post then rather... that would make us use our posts more wisely. It would solve any whore / spam problems.
Hahaha, I like that! $.10/post! :)
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 10:39 AM
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
And that's US$, not CDN!
xbox 360 is out?
A playable copy at Wal-mart. Not for sale.
when is the official release date? November 22? (just what a buddy said at school)
Anyone who has an xbox360 must pay 3 times as much as the people who dont for the vl.com membership fee. The membership fees will start Dec 1. More information about sign-ups will be posted soon.
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 07:39 PM
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
If you ask a questio like that, you have one. I don't care if you don't, you do.
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 10:39 AM
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
.3?
Plus, members don't pay :-P
How about Akamas, he shouldn't have to pay.
Quote from: iago on November 08, 2005, 07:48 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 07:39 PM
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
If you ask a questio like that, you have one. I don't care if you don't, you do.
That's crap, I'm going to tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on you.
Quote from: iago on November 08, 2005, 07:48 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 08, 2005, 10:39 AM
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
.3?
Plus, members don't pay :-P
.3... 30 cents.
So, if I join vl I wont have to pay? If you let me join I will let you play any xbox360s that I may or may not have.
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 09, 2005, 11:56 AM
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
When you say "
reduction", you mean enlargement and when you say "
pushing guts out of girls mouths" you mean, sounds of boredom and disgust? Haha :D
On a side note: Matt, get on MSN.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 09, 2005, 11:56 AM
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
ROFL!
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
When limp right?
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
My (female) friend saw the video of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. She said something like, "They don't usually hang halfway down your leg when limp!!" I said, "Really? That's not normal?" She thought about that for a few seconds, then we both had a good laugh. At my expense, as always :-/
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
How sure of that are you? I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 10, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
How sure of that are you? I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 10, 2005, 11:10 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 10, 2005, 09:51 AM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 10, 2005, 05:09 AM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 09, 2005, 09:56 PM
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 09, 2005, 07:58 PM
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
How sure of that are you? I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.
And he wants it solid!
ok, I will take a photo of my member next to a ruler. I need to find the usb cable for my digital camera. Give me 24 hours.
remember, it's a give and take sitaution. I have small nuts but I make up for it in girth and length.
;)
Hmm will he do it or wont he :-\.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 11, 2005, 09:46 AM
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.
Yeah, c'mon, just post it!
I have to work today, I'll post it tonight, I have my suit on right now and I dont want to get naked, and unroll my johnson right now, wait 18-20 hours.
UNVIELING THE WEEN!
WHERE IS THE WEEN? QUIT STALLING JIGSAW!
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 11, 2005, 09:46 AM
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.
o_O. No gai pr0n plez~
jigsaw, you're such a tease :P
You've had your 24 hours, where is my manporn? I mean evidence?
Quote from: Joe on November 12, 2005, 08:39 PM
You've had your 24 hours, where is my manporn? I mean evidence?
"Our," not "my."
I think jigsaw is or has a big smelly vagina because he wont let us see his huge floppy man wang.
Its cos hes actually not as big as he makes out;)
Normal Man: 8===>
Jigsaw: 8=>
Or hes camera shy:-P
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the man pron evidence.
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2005, 10:16 AM
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the man pron evidence.
We all were.
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 14, 2005, 06:21 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2005, 10:16 AM
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the man pron evidence.
We all were.
I most definitely wasn't
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2005, 10:16 AM
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the man pron evidence.
no, he just proved that you are all gay.
Nothiogn gay about wanting to see another mans schlong. Just curiosity. Gay is when you jack off over it.
Quote from: iago on November 14, 2005, 07:21 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on November 14, 2005, 06:21 PM
Quote from: quasi-modo on November 14, 2005, 10:16 AM
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the man pron evidence.
We all were.
I most definitely wasn't
Lies! At some point in time you were curious, so there's no need to be shy. ;)
/me looks at what he started
Anyway, the whole membership fee idea would be really discouraging for those who are reluctant to pay, so they'd most likely stray off elsewhere, probably onto a "free" forum.
ok ok give me a little more time im shy.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 15, 2005, 11:18 PM
ok ok give me a little more time im shy.
And here I thought you flaked out on us. ::)
enjoy
http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg (http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg)
edit--lol
Good God! That thing is a health hazard!
I take back everything I said :o.
You could have just posted a link you know!
8)
Isnt it wierd how we got from membership fees to jigsaws man thang.
I apologize. :)
....wow. Jigsaw omg..
There goes my last lingering threat of heterosexuality.
Jesus fucken christ, there are children on this board!
Erm......... *blocks the image*
god fucking damnit....
Do you guys have penis ringing in your thoughts, too?
<3_<3.
Disgusting. I was going to block the site, but it is hosted on valhallalegends.com. You bastard :P
wow...what the fuck is wrong with you people...-.-
Why not start a 'POST YOUR PENIS' thread...which reminds me where's Joe?
Err, let's not. One is bad enough..
I was originally going to post: "That is, unless you whole-heartedly want to. ;)," but figured it'd be raising hell.
Someone split + trash can this topic. Please.
Quote from: Akamas on November 19, 2005, 06:23 PM
Someone split + trash can this topic. Please.
Trash? How about it gets deleted from existence.
I demand the split be stickied.
I demand that my penis is beautiful, and you should all stare at my left nut whose peeking out. - You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em, mine is just nicer.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 20, 2005, 06:23 PM
You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em
I completely agree, it's disgusting, but it's no reason to completely adblock a webpage.
Quote from: Newby on November 20, 2005, 06:26 PM
Quote from: jigsaw on November 20, 2005, 06:23 PM
You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em
I completely agree, it's disgusting, but it's no reason to completely adblock a webpage.
Sure it is, I frequently read forums in full view of family and friends. The last thing I need is for something like
that to slip through.
I didnt expect it to be posted but hey, everyone male has one(or should, be worried if you dont). I dont see what the fuss is.
Any one want a picture of my ass?
Quote from: jigsaw on November 22, 2005, 11:06 AM
Any one want a picture of my ass?
How hairy is it?
I mean, NO!
Wow Jigsaw pr0n! Got a website up and running yet?
Quote from: jigsaw on November 22, 2005, 11:06 AM
Any one want a picture of my ass?
That fine sweet as...I mean, no.
How about you guys don't encourage him this time!
But its Jiggy porn!!
SHOW US YOUR NOSE! SHOW US YOUR NOSE! SHOW US YOUR NOSE!
Thanks for posting the evidence Jigsaw! I sure enjoyed examining it ;)
Wait, I mean ewww... you proved your point.
That wasn't 9 inches. Some people don't enlarge at all upon getting an erection. It's very possible his flacid length is also that of his erection length. I think a picture during the erection period is needed to further prove this.
;)
LOL. I read that the smaller you are flacid the larger you a erect.
Quote from: hismajesty[yL] on November 24, 2005, 01:18 PM
That wasn't 9 inches. Some people don't enlarge at all upon getting an erection. It's very possible his flacid length is also that of his erection length. I think a picture during the erection period is needed to further prove this.
;)
HAHAHA.
No.
Quote from: Meh on November 24, 2005, 07:01 PM
LOL. I read that the smaller you are flacid the larger you a erect.
This appears to be true as
my penis has a practically non-existant flacid length.
Would that mean your hard all the time then :-P.
STAY ON TOPIC PLZ
Well, lets just say its good to be me. By the way, I've met and slept with 4 girls that I have met on MYSPACE - they are bangin' - they like to meet a t clubs, etc... little do they know that most of the time I am going to be banging them that night. MYSPACE has lots of banging girls waiting to be fucked.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 25, 2005, 12:56 PM
MYSPACE has lots of banging girls waiting to be fucked.
And lots of guys who want to do the fucking.
Quote from: jigsaw on November 16, 2005, 12:50 AM
enjoy
http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg (http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg)
edit--lol
WTF!
Quote from: Warrior on November 16, 2005, 05:10 PM
....wow. Jigsaw omg..
Its cool, I did it once too.
Quote from: Networks on November 19, 2005, 02:30 PM
wow...what the fuck is wrong with you people...-.-
Why not start a 'POST YOUR PENIS' thread...which reminds me where's Joe?
My thoughts exactly.